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Old 07-05-2006, 11:15 AM
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Ok, So at WSVG on the way to 4th Street Live Me, Cloud Strife, Steel, Lady, Tigo, Digital, and I think that was all were walking on the sidewalk when a crazy black man was like " Yo you wanna buy some roses!?" I was like Uh.... WTF? lol well anyways it was funny because he also said... "If you take a girl out on a date, buy her a rose... unless she's a hoe!!" lol We could not stop laughing because he also said "It says so in chapter 6 paragraph 2 of The Emily Book!!! LOL so I told my mom that story and it turns out that there really is an Emily Book!!!! lol

http://www.bartleby.com/95/

Emily Post is a writer of many books on manners or etiquette so turns out the black drunk dude on the street was right! lol

So when you take a girl on a date buy her a rose.... UNLESS SHE'S A HOE!!!


LMFAO!!! I'm sooooooo suprised!!!
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:18 AM
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Vball, sometiems I wonder about you. That book seems quite old, I wonder how that guy got it.
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:21 AM
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LOL I have noooo FN idea all I know is that dude was toe up drunk asking people to buy roses that look like they were picked out of the flower bed next to him lol! omg and on the way back he was on another street with nothing but himself falling over in the intersection trying not to pass out drunk!!! LMFAO
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:22 PM
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LOL, so there really is a book?!
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Ok, So at WSVG on the way to 4th Street Live Me, Cloud Strife, Steel, Lady, Tigo, Digital, and I think that was all were walking on the sidewalk when a crazy black man was like " Yo you wanna buy some roses!?" I was like Uh.... WTF? lol well anyways it was funny because he also said... "If you take a girl out on a date, buy her a rose... unless she's a hoe!!" lol We could not stop laughing because he also said "It says so in chapter 6 paragraph 2 of The Emily Book!!! LOL so I told my mom that story and it turns out that there really is an Emily Book!!!! lol

http://www.bartleby.com/95/

Emily Post is a writer of many books on manners or etiquette so turns out the black drunk dude on the street was right! lol

So when you take a girl on a date buy her a rose.... UNLESS SHE'S A HOE!!!


LMFAO!!! I'm sooooooo suprised!!!
Drunk people are always a good source of entertainment. Yet this one was funny with proper facts as well. A drunken master.
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LOL, so there really is a book?!
Heck yes there is her name is Emily Post and she rights a lot of them! Steel! I'm so suprised!! lol I'm buying one just for giggles!
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Post some excerpts from the book...I'm interested in seeing what Emily writes about.
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that man was hilarious, i bet he's a super FN genius, and a drunk!
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did yopu buy sonme roases from him??
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no cloud was a meanie head and didn't buy me any NEITHER DID YOU STEEL!
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no cloud was a meanie head and didn't buy me any NEITHER DID YOU STEEL!
Well if it makes you feel better, I didn't buy any roses for the other ladies either...besides that guy scared the bejeeses out of me.
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i dont like it when people try and sell me things in the street, it scares me and if said person was drunk i'd just run away, i dont trust drunk people i've never been drunk so i dont know what there capable of dont worry steel, i feel your pain, crazy people scare me too.
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lol....You guys are wussies! I see that stuff everyday lol.
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why does your dad like offer to sell you roses whilst drunk?
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Well if it makes you feel better, I didn't buy any roses for the other ladies either...besides that guy scared the bejeeses out of me.

I know!! you didn't buy me one either!!! But that just means you have 2 buy me a ticket to PAX!
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:07 AM
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I know!! you didn't buy me one either!!! But that just means you have 2 buy me a ticket to PAX!
How about I buy you a ticket to get into PAX :P, plane tickets are expensive
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