The Tampon Brother
Posted 07-05-2008 at 04:48 AM by PMS Ayane Chan
Also posted on my myspace was suggested to post over here
my brother finally brings his new girlfriend over to meet my parents. After a few hours of socializing my brother needed to go to the store. I was going to go with him. His girlfriend asked him to buy her some tampons. He's scared for a sec but he looks at me and tells her ok. His girlfriend Jamie, pulls me aside and says whatever you do let him get the tampons, not you. I laughed and said "ok." We go to the store and we did our shopping and the last thing on the list was her tampons. So we walk towards the aisle and we both stop. My brother says "ok she wants these ones" and I look at him and said "ok I'll wait right here for you" hehe. So me and him are arguing (calm and suttle) and I ended up winning hehe. Anyways his dorky ass is gon stand outside of the aisle lookin for the right brand. He finally points it out and rushes to grab it and runs out the other end of the aisle. Well while he was running away, I guess he got a little too aggressive because all the shelves full of tampons collapse, and theres tampons all over the aisle floor. I was standing at the other end with our basket and yelled "you idiot" and I quickly left the store and waited for him in the car. It took him like 20 minutes to get out the store to the car. It was the funniest thing ever. We forgot all the other groceries and the only thing he ended buying was, of course, the box of tampons for Jamie and his new nickname is now tampy, oh and hes tramatize by the thought of tampons lol
1 brother down 6 more to go, of our wild wacky adventures
my brother finally brings his new girlfriend over to meet my parents. After a few hours of socializing my brother needed to go to the store. I was going to go with him. His girlfriend asked him to buy her some tampons. He's scared for a sec but he looks at me and tells her ok. His girlfriend Jamie, pulls me aside and says whatever you do let him get the tampons, not you. I laughed and said "ok." We go to the store and we did our shopping and the last thing on the list was her tampons. So we walk towards the aisle and we both stop. My brother says "ok she wants these ones" and I look at him and said "ok I'll wait right here for you" hehe. So me and him are arguing (calm and suttle) and I ended up winning hehe. Anyways his dorky ass is gon stand outside of the aisle lookin for the right brand. He finally points it out and rushes to grab it and runs out the other end of the aisle. Well while he was running away, I guess he got a little too aggressive because all the shelves full of tampons collapse, and theres tampons all over the aisle floor. I was standing at the other end with our basket and yelled "you idiot" and I quickly left the store and waited for him in the car. It took him like 20 minutes to get out the store to the car. It was the funniest thing ever. We forgot all the other groceries and the only thing he ended buying was, of course, the box of tampons for Jamie and his new nickname is now tampy, oh and hes tramatize by the thought of tampons lol
1 brother down 6 more to go, of our wild wacky adventures
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We need to Embrace the ovulation process, and see it for the beautiful act of nature that it its. I think if guys ovulated once a month, it would help us organize our time better. Every month, when our "Aunt Flo" would arrive, I would say, "no, I choose not to become pregnant this month, and hey look rent's due! hah ha
Your story is funnier, "Tampy" (can we get a sig designed for him, sort of like "towelie", now That would be even funnier)
great blog, just spit coffe all over my screen, thx alot. put a warning on top next time. j/kPosted 07-05-2008 at 12:02 PM by H2O Double B 
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Lol poor guy. Glad ive never been in that situation lmao.
Posted 07-06-2008 at 10:43 PM by Small fry
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LOL!!! that is hilarious
Posted 07-07-2008 at 11:08 AM by PMS Missy
