Sir Tequila
12-02-2006, 10:20 PM
A Kansas City citizen is sent to hell. He is sentenced to smashing little pebbles into big boulders, an impossible task.When the Devil spots the man whistling while on the job, he burns hell and makes it scorching hot. When the man is seen whistling still, the devil asks why. The man replies, "Shoot, it's just like July in Kansas City."
The devil, frustrated at the man's persistence, brings down horrible storms and awful rains. The devil, laughing with glee, is silent when he sees the man still whistling. The devil asks why, and the man answers, "Shoot, it's just like March in Kansas City."
The devil became unbeleivably furious. He brought down ice cold storms and deadly blizzards. When the devil is gloating in his self-victory, he sees the man and other Kansas Citians cheering. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?!" The devil demanded. To which they replied:
"The Chiefs just won the Super Bowl!"
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People should post jokes here. It'd be awesome. :p
The devil, frustrated at the man's persistence, brings down horrible storms and awful rains. The devil, laughing with glee, is silent when he sees the man still whistling. The devil asks why, and the man answers, "Shoot, it's just like March in Kansas City."
The devil became unbeleivably furious. He brought down ice cold storms and deadly blizzards. When the devil is gloating in his self-victory, he sees the man and other Kansas Citians cheering. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?!" The devil demanded. To which they replied:
"The Chiefs just won the Super Bowl!"
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People should post jokes here. It'd be awesome. :p