Riddles

[H2o Soquid]

Hey everybody. I thought it would be cool if I started a thread on riddles. I'll even start it off.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday...stays three days and leaves on Friday...how'd he do it???

[PMS Kahlo]

His horse is named Friday. An NO I didn't cheat, it was just too easy. ;)

[H2o Soquid]

good job.lol

[PMS Evil]

hehe jack i didnt no you existed on the forums.

uhm, how can half of 12 be 5?

[Buddy H2O]

hehe jack i didnt no you existed on the forums.

uhm, how can half of 12 be 5?

it cant.

[Sweet Pea]

Buddy it's a riddle.

[H2o Soquid]

Yes I exsist on the forums.lol...and you've got me stumped...I have no idea how 5 could possibly be half of 12.

[Buddy H2O]

I know that..BRAT! But seriously. If its half of 12 it's gotta be 6. I dont see any way around that.

[PMS Slayergirl]

um is it suppose to be. How can half of 12 be 7?
Because when 12 is a roman numeral XII you cut off the top half and get VlI.

[Buddy H2O]

um is it suppose to be. How can half of 12 be 7?
Because when 12 is a roman numeral XII you cut off the top half and get VlI.

that was my next guess.

[PMS Slayergirl]

ok heres one what has four legs and flies?

[PMS Evil]

well i did the thing wrong it was early it suppose ti be how can half of 12 be 7, well its roman numerals XII cut in half = VII. WOOHOO! yeah slayer

sorry it was early.

[H2o Soquid]

a pegasis.lol

[H2O Fate]

a flying squirrel?

[PMS Slayergirl]

a pegasis.lol

nope

a flying squirrel?
nope

[H2o Soquid]

you got me.lol

[PMS Slayergirl]

the answer is 2 pairs of pants...lol

[Buddy H2O]

ahha i get it.

[PMS Slayergirl]

ok heres another...

Doctor says to lawyer We were born on the same year, month, day, and minute. We were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same 2 parents. We are not twins and we have no brothers. Explain this.

[PMS Evil]

step parents or something?

[PMS Slayergirl]

step parents or something?

nope

[H2O Default]

lol, does the term 'twin' include Siamese twins?

[diana3]

ok heres another...

Doctor says to lawyer We were born on the same year, month, day, and minute. We were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same 2 parents. We are not twins and we have no brothers. Explain this.
okayy well since it doesnt state that the doctor and lawyer are men, then they are girls..
since they can't be twin girls.. they can be triplets or quintuples or w/e you call them..

ok how about this one:
a man was boring in 1955, but today hes 19 years old.. hows this possible?

[H2O Default]

Headache, this one is good...

[H2O Soulja]

Was he born on leap day?

Dren`

[diana3]

Was he born on leap day?

Dren`

nope :)

[H2O Default]

Born on New Years or something along those lines?

[H2O Soulja]

Born on New Years or something along those lines?

How would that work out Hack?

Dren`

[PMS Slayergirl]

hospital address or the place he was born address?

[H2O Default]

How would that work out Hack?

Dren`


Cause... it, erm, only makes sense...

[H2O Soulja]

Cause... it, erm, only makes sense...

I don't get it...

Dren`

[PMS Evil]

Was he born on leap day?

Dren`

HAHA OMG! its leap year not leap day hehe.

[H2O Default]

Ooooh see, check your own facts before asking me about mine :p

[PanzerOrta]

okayy well since it doesnt state that the doctor and lawyer are men, then they are girls..
since they can't be twin girls.. they can be triplets or quintuples or w/e you call them..

ok how about this one:
a man was boring in 1955, but today hes 19 years old.. hows this possible?

he's BORING in 1955 which could mean he wasn't born yet and then he was born 19 years ago. OR he could be boring a hole in something named 1955...maybe I'm just far out. :tomato:

[PMS Evil]

Ok well try theesee..

1.) What goes up and never comes down?

2.) What comes once a minute, twice a week and once a year?

[AngelsFromAbove]

answer to #2 is the letter E

[PMS Evil]

YEAH! woo hoo.

[H2O Default]

umm on #1 is the answer your age? =/

[PMS Evil]

yup :p

[Butler47]

You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth

[H2O Soulja]

Ooooh see, check your own facts before asking me about mine :p

:p shut up!

to answer the City of Truth question:

when you could just ask "How many doors are there?" if the one you ask says one, go through the other one, if it says two go through it...

Here is mine..

A butcher is 6 feet tall, what does he weight?

Dren`

[Butler47]

Meat lol and congrats

[Black Capone]

I got one:

Brothers and sisters I have none
but this man's farther is my farther's son

it took me three weeks to get it and I still don't understand the answer. I know it but I don't see how it fits......
plz don't overthink this like I did, cuz u might get a headache.

[Butler47]

Is it you?

[Black Capone]

explain ur answer

and I just understood the answer....I feel smart now

[Butler47]

"Brothers and sisters I have none" That means your an only child

"My fathers son" has to be you since your an only child and "this man" is referring to you but that line is put in there to try confuse the thinker. In context someone doesnt refer to themselves as "this man" but the speaker who is "you" speaks in third person and first and thats why it is confusing.

Am I right or am I pulling crap out of no where lol?

[Black Capone]

dammit, I feel dumb now

ur right

wait, no, ur wrong.....

I feel smart again...

wait

I don't know, but from where I got it from, the answer is not what u said......

[PanzerOrta]

I say Butler is right, scarface, you probly thought too hard. lol

The fact that you are getting these gives me respect for you Butler.

[H2O PriMeY]

I've got one:

The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?

:hello2:

[Butler47]

A coffin

[H2O PriMeY]

Yup! Good work.

Here's another wise guy, lol.

What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?

[Paulina]

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

[H2O PriMeY]

None other than a shoe!?

Am I right??

[Paulina]

Yeah your looking at the answers loser

[H2O PriMeY]

...:confused:

[PMS SenShi]

OOO i got a good one for ya all

OKAY so your walking in the woods when you suddenly get lost. Your lost for 1 week, you stumble upon a cabin. you go to the door and you go inside you look around and see a lantern a stove and a candle. You check in your pocket to find one match what do you light first?

[H2O PriMeY]

The candle?

[Jump Guy H2O]

nope its the match :D

[MuseChick]

okay i don't actually know the answer to this, but i hear it in films all the time and never hear the answer...so does anyone know 'Why is a raven like a writing desk' ?!

[H2O PriMeY]

nope its the match :D


Wow, I feel stupid.
:o

[Jump Guy H2O]

okay i don't actually know the answer to this, but i hear it in films all the time and never hear the answer...so does anyone know 'Why is a raven like a writing desk' ?!

"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter :p

[Tybiggy]

Ok heres one. took me forever to find out....

Poor people have it. Rich people want it. It is greater then god. More evil then the devil. And if you eat it, you will die.

What is it?

[k1d 650]

Ok heres one. took me forever to find out....

Poor people have it. Rich people want it. It is greater then god. More evil then the devil. And if you eat it, you will die.

What is it?

nothing. and im pretty sure its "rich people dont have it" . ive heard many variations

[Tybiggy]

Its like Poor people have 'NOTHING', Rich people want 'NOTHING' (because their rich and they have everything) Nothing is greater then god, Nothing is more evil then the devil, If you eat nothing you will die

[k1d 650]

yeah, like i said, i have heard a lot of variations and most of the ones ive heard say rich people dont have it.

[Butler47]

Yup! Good work.

Here's another wise guy, lol.

What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?

A conversation

[Tybiggy]

Here are a few riddles.

1.Theres a bum in new york and the bum has a brother in L.A. The bums is not a brother of anyone. How is that possible?

2.Theres a ice cream place that sells ice cream cones for 1$ each, so theres 1 grand father, 2 father, and 2 sons. They bring 3$ all together and some how that is enough to buy everyone an ice-cream.

[PanzerOrta]

1: the bum is a female.

2: the cone is $1 so that could be that they don't buy the cone at all and they just get ice cream, or they just buy one cone and spend the remaining $2 on ice cream.

[PanzerOrta]

*bump* :D