WARNING: Mildly Amusing Intro Thread Ahead

[OoohBarracuda]

Today a friend of mine asked a question to her friends on Facebook... "Do any of my gamer girl friends know how old the oldest member of the PMS clan is?"... this was soon followed by a number of responses about PMS not having an age limit etc... but my favorite response was from a lady who is a newcomer to gaming... "Probably about 50. Don't most women lose their membership about then?"... soon followed by "Oh my husband just told me thats a REAL clan!".

I had a good laugh about this... but all this talk of PMS got me interested... Fast forward to 10:05 PM and here I am, sitting on my computer after a "hard" night of Battlefield:Bad Company 2, trying like heck to come up with a clever introduction thread and I still haven't managed to introduce myself! ;)

So here it is:

My name is Niki, I'm 30 years old from Washington State. I own a small restaurant where I am the executive chef. I am engaged to a woman... (sorry fellas, i'm gay... and taken)... I have been gaming all my life... While the other girls were out buying prom dresses, I was playing Diablo on my PC. Needless to say, I am a gamer... if having a relationship, a full time job, and a social life allowed for gaming 12 hours a day or more, I would be there :)

Currently I am playing XBOX 360 almost exclusively... playing a TON of Battlefield:Bad Company 2, but you will also find me on MW2, Left4Dead2, wandering the Borderlands, playing some NAZI Zombies on COD:WaW, and many others. I am a member of an adult gaming forum where a couple members and I try to host at least one game night a week of a game that people just aren't playing as much of... last week we played an XBL Arcade game : Worms.

Anyhow, I am here to talk gaming, play with some new people, and just have an overall good time... and hopefully not give up my membership at the age of 50 :D

[Famous]

Hi welcome to the forums!!!

[PMS Solincia]

Welcome to the PMS Clan site!!

I just turned 32 on April 7th, so welcome to the 30's! :)

[H2O Mexican]

Lol nice introduction and congrats on the engagement :) hope you enjoy your stay :)

[NesianKuki]

Hey Nikki! I am officially welcoming you to the PMS | H20 community. I also want to say that your intro is awesome! If you love to game and have a great time with good people, youre in the right place. Congratulations on the engagement. :D

[H2O TYPH00N]

Hey there

Welcome to the forums, Good luck with recruitment

[PMS x Lil Hoov]

Hello, and welcome to the forums! =)

[icy]

It took me a second (my brain doesn't work right) but I laughed pretty hard. Welcome. Grats on your engagement. :]

[PMS Nay]

It took me a second (my brain doesn't work right) but I laughed pretty hard. Welcome. Grats on your engagement. :]

Don't feel bad, Icy, I was confused, too.. I get it now, haha.


Anyway.. Congrats and welcome to the forum, Barracuda :mvboogie:

[LackOfSkill]

Welcome to the over 30 club with the rest of us then :P. Have you spoken to anyone about joining a division? We do have a BFBC2 division but it is Euro at the moment. However, I am sure they would be interested in having you. There is also MW2 divsion and LFD2 (I saw that in your list of games). Do you still PC?

[Flixxy PMS]

We <33 new recruits over at L4D2! If you're interested, swing by and post an app! ^^

Welcome to the forums, and hope to see you around!

[H2O Turkey]

Welcome to the forums!

[PMS SillyLump]

Hi there and welcome!

[Equinox Jr H2O]

Welcome to the forums. Best of luck with recruitment.

[OoohBarracuda]

Welcome to the over 30 club with the rest of us then :P. Have you spoken to anyone about joining a division? We do have a BFBC2 division but it is Euro at the moment. However, I am sure they would be interested in having you. There is also MW2 divsion and LFD2 (I saw that in your list of games). Do you still PC?

I went ahead at posted a app. in the MW2 division earlier this morning... I was unaware of the BFBC2 one in Europe!

PC gaming and I had a long romance... But yy fiance and I have made an agreement, I can have the Xbox, but the PC gaming had to settle down lol. Now when Diablo III comes out I may be going through a rather violent breakup haha

[OoohBarracuda]

We <33 new recruits over at L4D2! If you're interested, swing by and post an app! ^^

Welcome to the forums, and hope to see you around!

I had a hard time deciding if I should go L4D2 or MW2. MW2 won out, only because I am so darn mad at Valve right now for teasing us with promises of DLC that has yet to drop!

[PMS KoTn KaNdY]

Hey there .... Welcome 2 da forums :D

[DejaVu PMS]

Hi and welcome to the forums and also good luck with your recruitment. There's a few of us around 30 and over..lol I guess since my birthday I now officially belong to that club since i turned the big 3 0.

[AlmightyMoa PMS]

Welcome to the forums!

[H2O Trogdor]

Best intro thread I've seen in awhile, so...high-five! o/

Welcome aboard, eh? :D You're sure to fit in just fine. :)

Greetings from the Rhythm 360 division! :mvwave:

[Flixxy PMS]

I had a hard time deciding if I should go L4D2 or MW2. MW2 won out, only because I am so darn mad at Valve right now for teasing us with promises of DLC that has yet to drop!
Aww, bummer!

And yeah, that was totally awful of Valve to give us a release week and then take it away. :[

[datanully]

I had a hard time deciding if I should go L4D2 or MW2. MW2 won out, only because I am so darn mad at Valve right now for teasing us with promises of DLC that has yet to drop!
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time

[H2O DriftMonkey]

this is probably the awesomest intro i have seen in a long time

[Lady Harmony NJ]

Hello =) Welcome to the forums and good luck with recruitment! Hopefully I'll see you in some of my MW2 practices, if that's what you're recruiting for =)

[OoohBarracuda]

i appreciate all the warm welcomes! hope to see you all soon in game!

[Spifey]

Hey, Niki! Welcome to the site! We're a pretty chill community, not going to lie. :)
I happen to be in the MW2 division so I guess I will be seeing you around soon! :D

[A Hero In Orbit]

Welcome, and doom on you for getting that song stuck in my head now >.>





and hopefully not give up my membership at the age of 50 :D

If you succeed, I will call you grandmazzzz.


I own a small restaurant where I am the executive chef.

Hook me up next time I'm in the neighborhood pl0x.



I am engaged to a woman... (sorry fellas, i'm gay... and taken)...

Me too.... If that was possible????


While the other girls were out buying prom dresses, I was playing Diablo on my PC.

Pch, I wore a dress while playing Diablo. I win ^_^

[Tigerlily]

OOOOooohhh BARAACCUUUDDAAAAAA <3 i dig it.