So i was rejected ny pms

[t3chcat2]

and i was sent to H20 but then read on and found that they are not even recruiting so now im doomed to roam alone and oprobably create 7ds again but im kinda worried due to the fact i love this clan and would do anything to be a member
i guess i give up here farewell ppl

[Vigilant H2O]

Which division was it you wanted to recruit for? It might just be that they are having a set period of time where they are sorting stuff out

[PMS HelenofTroy]

Well, why dont you join a division that is recruiting........

[Misfortune]

I think recruitment starts up again next week, but I'm not too sure.

[H2O Gotham]

Slow down Charlie Brown, you gotta read things more carefully before you jump to conclusions. I'm pretty sure that the division you might be talking about is only temporarily frozen, we are ever expanding so I don't think we have ever really stopped completely unless the old division was turned into a new one.

[t3chcat2]

i was going for H3 division but
really its ok im used to this ppl dont test skills
i will try again someday

[Mamafirefly]

come to L4D LOL :-)

[Misfortune]

Really? Dude, chill, it won't be long until it starts up again

[H2O Gotham]

We don't test skills...technically this is true, we don't test skills. We test dedication, temperament, manners, chill factor, how fly your sneakers are, if you think the jerry curl should make a comeback, who's funnier Jim Carry or Danny Devito in that one movie...among other things.

But like I said, slow down Charlie Brown, things will get moving soon.

[t3chcat2]

i couldnt play l4d if i tried lol
but yeah its cool @ mis
i dont see it comin
ill stay a loyal member to the site but
as for recruitment yeah ill wait
i honestly wanted to be in pms other than h2o due to name ratings if i had h20 tag id have to change my name completely

[H2O Gotham]

You are aware that PMS is for the ladies right, the ladies only. H2o is for the fellas.

[Mamafirefly]

well maybe you should read to before recruitment part of the site cause u have things twisted dear

[H2O Gotham]

Just like my aunt Tracys weave...so very twisted. Diabolically twisted.

[t3chcat2]

yeah i knew that up till someone on gog told me they were doing co ed in pms and h20 was an option

[icy]

Patience is a virtue.

H2o is an option if you're a guy, yes. What they meant by co-ed is that not all divisions have a PMS side and an H2o side, they weave together. That doesn't change the fact that the girls are PMS and the boys are H2o though.

[H2O Gotham]

Ok, what that person was talking about is a Coed division, you'd still be H2o, not PMS. A Coed division in one in which both PMS and H2o practice together regularly. But yeah...

@Icy: So is tact ;)

[t3chcat2]

well ok here goes nothing is there a spot in h20

[icy]

Like someone said before, the Halo 3 H2o division is frozen atm. You could either try recruiting for another division or wait.

[Mamafirefly]

just like my aunt tracys weave...so very twisted. Diabolically twisted.

lol.....

[H2O Gotham]

There are always spots open, if you still want to do H3 you can, you just have to wait until things get rolling again which I assure you they will. If you wanna test the waters elsewhere you are more than welcome to do so, H3 isn't the only division we've got, and we're all pretty friendly.

[t3chcat2]

only other game i currently play is soul calibur 4 and you dont got one for that
that ive seen i seen a social group but no division
ok well ill just chill here whats up ppl

[H2O Gotham]

I think we do have something for that, the fighters division, unless that's not around anymore. It might not be, it might be, I'm not to sure.

But as an aside, what's your gamertag, I'm curious as the one you have entered is invalid and I can't seem to find any version of it anywhere.

[H2O Oh Malley]

The fighters division went away awhile ago. I know there are still some casual people in the clan that still play some SCIV and SFIV.

[t3chcat2]

i understand that now bro lol
but na you guys are great i love this site im here more than facebook now just meeting the great ppl of this clan

the only problem is i limited myself to halo so i couldnt go into mw2 or gears division and possibly know what im talking bout
i stuck to halo since im so good at it and thats the game i hope to go pro with

[A Hero In Orbit]

i honestly wanted to be in pms other than h2o

OMJ, me toooooo <3

[H2O Gotham]

And once more just because, what is your real gamertag?

[t3chcat2]

my old gamertag was banned because my friends at my house modding and cheating online long story

but this is a new gamertag i have created and my internet is going to be started up on the first and ill be on live on the 4th ill start up from there and ill contact you gotham

[PMS Strawberry]

Just a tip...you may not want to mention "cheating" and "modding" in your recruitment interview, even if it was your friend. Just saying.

[t3chcat2]

^^ shes cute

[H2O Gotham]

Ok, the thing is though, that gamertag you put in isn't valid, so we are going to need a valid one to even get you through the door, you can't even have the interview if we can't get ahold of you, and that would be to say the least; problematic. So are you making a new one or what? I'm just a little confused, and didn't you have another thread saying you were playing halo and the dog was barking or something?

[Mamafirefly]

^^ shes cute

yhea I wouldnt start the she cute war ether just saying

[H2O Turkey]

Stay for a little longer i am a h3 recruit and my recruitment is on hold. The freeze is almost over. so stay here and be my battle buddy and we will get through recruitment cause its so worth it. There are so many great people! come on bud!

[H2O Gotham]

Unless you're talking to me ;) in which case you can't because bev is my stud muffin, and he doesn't like sharing.

[t3chcat2]

ok i didnt wanna do this but here it goes (long)
i was playing against my neighbor and he conected systems from windows lol but yeah i am creating anotherone and this gamertag will be t3chcat2 and had moved to houston so i didnt play for a while and worked so i didnt try to get another tag just yet plus i had a red ring so there was that issue so now that im back up everything will be set up by he 4th or 5th of april contacting me wont be a problem ill give you my number straight up

[H2O Turkey]

Unless you're talking to me in which case you can't because bev is my stud muffin, and he doesn't like sharing.

Gotham is my stud muffin for life lol Love it! haha :D

[H2O Gotham]

Alright, sounds fine, I don't need your number though. Just get your account information straight, get yourself online, and things will all be fine.

[H2O Turkey]

For sure, we are here to support you! and then you can hit us up for h3 and everything will be hunky doorey!

[CYNiK]

t3chcat2 = drama queen

[t3chcat2]

ok cool i want a siggggyyy lmao i have it perfectly designed
\

a shadow like mechanical cat with lightning

[H2O Gotham]

CYNiK = captain silly buns

[t3chcat2]

so what else can i do here just explore meet ppl CHILL
cool hit me up anytime im always in the mood for making friends

[H2O Oh Malley]

Visit the Introduce Yourself! section. Browse around the other various subforums. See who has similar interests and such.

[PMS Arkathia]

Be Patient. :)

[H2O Gotham]

You sir! Are late.

[icy]

Very.

[H2O Turkey]

indeed sir!

[H2O Turkey]

how about a cookie?

[Humpadink]

If he gets a cookie then I want a slice of pizza just for writing this reply!

[NesianKuki]

If you really love this place and community and really want to be a member of H20, you wont give up. Just leave your application there and Im sure as soon as everything is all cleared up, theyll contact you. Or keep reading through the threads or if you dare to, keep bugging the division leaders lol.

You cant have what you want straight away. If its something so good, you might have to wait! ;)

[Vigilant H2O]

You get nothing Humpy. Sorry to dissapoint :)

[BRx ReiRei]

If you really love this place and community and really want to be a member of H20, you wont give up. Just leave your application there and Im sure as soon as everything is all cleared up, theyll contact you. Or keep reading through the threads or if you dare to, keep bugging the division leaders lol.

You cant have what you want straight away. If its something so good, you might have to wait! ;)

^ this :D

You get nothing Humpy. Sorry to dissapoint :)

You meanie :D, he can have a slice from me :D

[Vigilant H2O]

Nuh-uh! Just cus he asked for it, dosen't mean he'll get it :)

[H2O Gotham]

I'm sorry Vigilant I'm going to have to see some ID before you are allowed to make such outlandish proclamations.

[Vigilant H2O]

...
Get out
...

:D

[Humpadink]

I'm sorry Vigilant I'm going to have to see some ID before you are allowed to make such outlandish proclamations.

-hi5- :mvboogie:

[NesianKuki]

lol

*sneaks past Vigilant and steals cookies*

o.o

[H2O Gotham]

-hier5-

I'm sorry but I can't get out, I'm trapped. Besides, I'm in the business of giving you the business...business is booming...

[Vigilant H2O]

MY COOKIES!!!!

I didn't think businesses were booming right now... I'm in the business of bommer bileing you though!

[H2O Gotham]

I can feel the love there, it's rather sticky and leads to a good ol fashion stomping to death, but the love I can totally feel it.

[Vigilant H2O]

It's called infected love <3 :)

*Boomer Hugs*

[H2O Gotham]

You're too good to me, are you gunna stick around for after the horde stomps me into the pavement? I know a great all you can eat buffet down on the corner of 5th and main.

[Vigilant H2O]

I know that place :) There's a dead tank there too ^^

[H2O Gotham]

It adds to the ambiance, it's really quite nice.

[Vigilant H2O]

Indeed. That is, if you don't mind the smokers smoking in the corner

[H2O Gotham]

Yeah, you just have to throw some chocolate and they get all distracted and what not. Those poor fellows are in really bad shape though, weezing all the time, they might be asthmatic.

[H2O Turkey]

like old turkey!

[H2O Gotham]

Just like an old turkey, a really old, chain smoking, four gallons of milk and a block of cheese all in one sitting before taking a jog old turkey.

[H2O Oh Malley]

Notice: This thread has been hijacked and derailed. Enough of the shenanigans.

[H2O Gotham]

Notice: This thread has been hijacked and derailed. Enough of the shenanigans.

Secondary Notice: The problem within had been solved, the issue which once lay within has been quashed, harmony was restored and thus the hijacking begun. Shenanigans resume.

[H2O Oh Malley]

Yes, but lives are at stake with threads derail. Or is that trains? I can't remember.

[Vigilant H2O]

:(

Buzzkill xD

[H2O Gotham]

In your case Oh Malley since they all seem to run together into one blurry image it might indeed be fatal for you so I suggest you seek shelter in the bunker thread located 11 pages back.

And the buzz hasn't been killed, we have the power!

[Vigilant H2O]

I has power? o.O

[H2O Gotham]

You has the power good sir. And I has a cookie for you but I eated it :(

[icy]

-hier5-

I'm sorry but I can't get out, I'm trapped. Besides, I'm in the business of giving you the business...business is booming...

I think I've seen this somewhere before . . .

:P

[PMS Sashap13]

And I don't want a slice of pizza... I WANT THE WHOLE THING!!! Mmm... And I was just wondering about what I'm going to eat....

[H2O Gotham]

No you haven't Icy, stop telling fibs, it's bad for you.

[H2O Turkey]

if you don't behave the tofu monster will eat you!!

[H2O Gotham]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3403636313_a513f8e727.jpg?v=0

He looks like this in real life, the drawing is of course to scale, so if I was anyone who is not vegan, I would watch out if you aren't already. I've already started having nightmares, so many horrible nightmares.

[H2O Turkey]

Roflcopter!!!!

[Vigilant H2O]

NO ONE is allowed food while I'm here :)

[H2O Gotham]

http://techaddictionblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/cute-kitten.jpg
please?

[H2O Turkey]

pwweeeeassseee????

[Vigilant H2O]

Gotham, you have pleased me :) you can haz cheezeburger

[PMS Arkathia]

I will eat, whenever I want. You can't stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[H2O Hamlet]

This post is so cluttered and random, I have no idea what is going on. So I'll just go off of the original post; I apologize if this has already been answered.

Clan PMS|H2O is split up into two groups. Females have a PMS tag, and Males have a H2O tag. We have different Divisions, that we split up into a PMS Division and an H2O Division. This means that when you go to practice, you will be playing with your Division. In your case, you'll be playing with H2O's. This doesn't mean that you can't play with the PMS girls, you are more than welcome to on your free time. But during practices, you will have to do so with your H2O Division members.

We do have a few divisions that are Co-Ed. This means you will be practicing with both PMS and H2O in one division. This is usually because the size of the division is too small to split up into PMS and H2O- and so we just group them together to make practices larger in number.

But as I stated earlier, males are strictly H2O, and females are strictly PMS.

As for there being a freeze on recruitment. You might have to wait a little while for them to re-open. It usually doesn't take long, you might have to wait a week or two. In the meantime, I would try to get to know some of the members of the Halo Division, possibly try to play with them and build friendships. Post around the forums and "chill" as some of the others have stated. Unfortunately while there is a freeze, we cannot accept applications at this time, when they open up please feel free to recruit!

Also, I would suggest reading over the handbook and knowing the rules and regulations of this community. As stated earlier, cheating is not allowed within PMS|H2O. I would read the handbook before recruiting so you know what you're getting yourself into.

That link can be found here
http://www.pmsclan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30905

Thanks for your interest in our community, and hopefully I was able to answer your original question. Best of luck with recruitment and your future endeavors. I hope to see you around the forums!

[H2O Gotham]

This indeed has already be resolved, good man on putting in the effort though.

[Vigilant H2O]

Hamlet has earned his food for tonight :)

And no Arkathia, you eat when I say you can ^^ Ok, eat...

[NesianKuki]

lol well hamlet put this thread back on track. Viligant and Gotham, you guys were fun entertainment. ;)

[DejaVu PMS]

Just a few words for you guys. YOU ARE ALL CRAZY PEOPLE....and you make me lol

[Vigilant H2O]

Haha, Thanks :D

Would you like some cake?

Note: The cake is NOT a lie ^^

[H2O Gotham]

Crazy my eye, we aren't crazy, you might just be a little too sane. Perhaps you are the one who should be looked at by un specialista.

[NesianKuki]

No, shes right. You guys are crazy. I'll take some cake though. o.o

[Punk Muffin PMS]

Haha, Thanks :D

Would you like some cake?

Note: The cake is NOT a lie ^^


Yay! Cake!!

[Flixxy PMS]

This thread made me laugh out loud. Hahahaha. SO ridiculous. <33

[H2O Gotham]

Pssssh you can't prove that in the court of law, for one because they don't allow you to eat there, and you are already looking to eat some cake.

[Famous]

This is spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa

[DejaVu PMS]

If it's not a lie I would love some cake kind sir. And Gotham I have 2 kids who are always screaming Mommy so there's no way I am sane just ask my husband...lol

[Punk Muffin PMS]

I can haz cake?

Cake and choco milk?

How bout a hot pocket?

[Flixxy PMS]

Isn't there an H2O named Hot Pocket? Or someone on the forums?

Or am I just insane?

[DejaVu PMS]

Isn't there an H2O named Hot Pocket? Or someone on the forums?

Or am I just insane?

Not insane there was an H2O Hot Pocket

Now I'm off to play MW2 b4 the husband takes the good TV

[H2O Gotham]

I did ask them, and you know what they told me? Do you have any idea the things they had to say? The diagrams which accompanied the seminar? I got a party bag filled with posted notes and glue. Well I can't say it here, so you will have to submit a formal request for me reveal such information.

That H2o is coming back as well, there will be the return of H2o Hot Pocket

[Punk Muffin PMS]

Not insane there was an H2O Hot Pocket

Teehee :D H2O Hot Pocket :D That's awesome!

I tried to get my bf to go from SureShot to Mr Muffin....I lost that battle :(

[DejaVu PMS]

I did ask them, and you know what they told me? Do you have any idea the things they had to say? The diagrams which accompanied the seminar? I got a party bag filled with posted notes and glue. Well I can't say it here, so you will have to submit a formal request for me reveal such information.

That H2o is coming back as well, there will be the return of H2o Hot Pocket

All this from a guy who used to play in Forge for hours blowing himself up...I think I might still have that hour long video of you and my husband blowing things up.

[NesianKuki]

*takes screenshots of all Viligants and Gothams posts - takes to court of law. VERDICT: You guys are insane*

[Vigilant H2O]

This is Foruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuums!

[H2O Gotham]

Hey now Deja, if I remember correctly, you were there too, and you were having a ball with the spontaneous combustion and subsequent catapulting of cadavers across stand off. And you laughed. YOU LAUGHED.

Objection your Honor, the evidence is prejudicial!

[Vigilant H2O]

I am insane, did kitteh forget to add that to my title? :D

[DejaVu PMS]

Hey now Deja, if I remember correctly, you were there too, and you were having a ball with the spontaneous combustion and subsequent catapulting of cadavers across stand off. And you laughed. YOU LAUGHED.

Objection your Honor, the evidence is prejudicial!

I admit I was there and almost fell off the couch laughing at the two of you and now here I am remembering it all and have my kids looking at me like I am insane because I am laughing at the computer screen.

[Flixxy PMS]

NOT INSANE. YES.
/fistpumps

[DejaVu PMS]

You know in all honesty for us to continue posting such randomness here we must ALL be a little insane.

[Vigilant H2O]

Watch your fist pumping!

You nearly spilled the bile shake :D

[Vigilant H2O]

I agree...

From this post on, all those who post are now deemed insane and put "insane" in their sig :D Haha, I do make myself chuckle.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I left FF:XIII running and I just got owned...

[H2O Gotham]

Well at least we are all playing for the same team, the team that thinks it's playing different sports all at the same time, though none of us know which the other is playing we simply wear a mixing and matching of pads in feeble hopes of protecting ourselves from the inevitable eventuality of complete and total tom foolery.

[NesianKuki]

NOT INSANE. YES.
/fistpumps

fistpumping is pretty hott! *joins in* :mvshakefist:

[DejaVu PMS]

I nominate Gotham as the Leader of the Insane!!!

[H2O Gotham]

Do you two have permits for all that fist pumping?

I will accept your nomination under the one condition that you are the treasurer of the insane, you know how we are with out wallets.

[Vigilant H2O]

I nominate myself for being the forum's muppet :D

[DejaVu PMS]

I agree...

From this post on, all those who post are now deemed insane and put "insane" in their sig :D Haha, I do make myself chuckle.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I left FF:XIII running and I just got owned...

I see no insane in your sig there sir........lol

[NesianKuki]

Do you two have permits for all that fist pumping?



Yep. Its under your hat. Im a magician.

Well at least we are all playing for the same team, the team that thinks it's playing different sports all at the same time, though none of us know which the other is playing we simply wear a mixing and matching of pads in feeble hopes of protecting ourselves from the inevitable eventuality of complete and total tom foolery.


Like these pads? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM)

[H2O Gotham]

Under my hat? How dare you, my hat is sacred and everything under it must be first approved by the council, the high council.

And no, not those kinds of pads, dear lord not those kinds of pads.

[Vigilant H2O]

fixed it :D

[NesianKuki]

And no, not those kinds of pads, dear lord not those kinds of pads.

Are you sure its not those pads? He kinda looks like wolverine @ the end there.

[DejaVu PMS]

Ok enough insanity for me now its time to go join the insanity that is MW2

[H2O Gotham]

Quite positive, the kinds of pads that I'm talking about are neon colored, much like flotation devices, or traffic cones.

I dunno Deja, for some reason I think you still have to balance the Insane nations check books, sure they're made of construction paper and we use crayons to sign things, but we still have out pride.

[Vigilant H2O]

MW2 is complete insanity... espesh if someone steals your crates... I go mental

[H2O Gotham]

That's why you set your crates on fire before taking a lunch break, no one wants to touch something that's on fire.

[NesianKuki]

Or.... that has a sticky on it... ;)

[H2O Gotham]

Well not quite, the layman will think the sticky is sticking to it because of some sort of fun and exciting magnetic property and will try and flick spare change at it before attempting to open it. But fire on the other hand, well no one likes fire unless it's being used for cooking, at which point you'll find people roasting mallows around your crate and singing songs. You might be inclined to join in.

[NesianKuki]

I think the marsh mellows lured me in. *drool* But then MW2 wouldnt be the same with both teams huddled around a burning crate sharing ghost stories and sticky marsh mellows?

[H2O Gotham]

Oh sure it would, because they'd all be...camping...HO HO HO!

[NesianKuki]

LMAO!

Funny detective!

[H2O Gotham]

I know right, Merry Christmas.

[PMS Eternityx]

t3chcat2 = drama queen

Lol! I couldnt agree more

[t3chcat2]

ahh look what i did
i screwd up now theyll never like me

[H2O Gotham]

I can't quite tell if you are being sarcastic or if you just walked into something.

[BRx ReiRei]

mmmm tomato and herb pasta sauce.

[H2O Gotham]

Indeed madam, indeed

[PMS Eternityx]

lol interesting and no i never said i didn't like you. iv never talked to you so how could i dislike you, or like you?

[BRx ReiRei]

ahh look what i did
i screwd up now theyll never like me

Personally, I think you are awesome, you have created a thread of joy :D

[LackOfSkill]

I have honestly never ever seen a topic get more off topic EVER.

[H2O Gotham]

The topic arrived at a resolution, a new topic was created and continues onwards. So the way I see it, the thread is still quite on topic.

[BRx ReiRei]

The topic arrived at a resolution, a new topic was created and continues onwards. So the way I see it, the thread is still quite on topic.

You Sir, deserve a cookie, perhaps even some of that infamous pizza.

[PMS Strawberry]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/33734/1100100-picture_3_super.png

[H2O Gotham]

You Sir, deserve a cookie, perhaps even some of that infamous pizza.

By lord, this will be the greatest honor ever, perhaps a cookie, or perhaps some pizza, the infamous pizza, the pizza only the golden have ever sampled! It shall be glorious.

[NesianKuki]

Its like a buffet in here lol. Cookies, pizza, marsh mellows lol..

[H2O Gotham]

Only thing we need now is some pan Asian spicy chicken dish and we'd be all set.

[NesianKuki]

mMmmmmmhmmmm! *drools all over Gotham*

That sounds super yummy!

[BRx ReiRei]

Only thing we need now is some pan Asian spicy chicken dish and we'd be all set.

http://www.tasteofindiany.com/web_images/chicken_vindaloo.jpg

[H2O Gotham]

mMmmmmmhmmmm! *drools all over Gotham*

That sounds super yummy!

Well then, seems like I outta get a shower, as I am saliva soluble, the digestion process has already begun, I've only got moments before I'm completely gone. Like sugar in coffee.

And yes, that is the dish, that one right there, we need it.

[NesianKuki]

Oh my goodness Intoxicate ...................

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif

[BRx ReiRei]

That would be a chicken vindaloo for all. Can you handle the spice? That is the question.

[H2O Gotham]

Can I handle the spice? Probably not, but that's not going to stop me from trying, aint nothing going to stop me from trying, unless my utensils were rigged to explode, then I might be deturred, but only momentarily. Anything is a finger food if you want it badly enough, even soup...yes...even soup.

[BRx ReiRei]

Or it could be lapped up, as a cat does milk.

[H2O Gotham]

Pssssh I aint no cat, I'm a man, and as such, with my hands I will put up my futile struggle against any liquid!

[BRx ReiRei]

I think a vindaloo is actually hot enough to burn through flesh. It's hotness surpasses all.

[H2O Gotham]

Then how would we manage to eat it? Wouldn't it just like, burn through the flesh in our mouths?

[BRx ReiRei]

This is the challenge I present to you. :)

[H2O Gotham]

I accept your challenge, oh do I ever accept this challenge. It's just the thing I've been looking for, the last feat I managed to accomplish was ingesting only the hydrogen part of a glass of water.

[BRx ReiRei]

the last feat I managed to accomplish was ingesting only the hydrogen part of a glass of water.

That is quite the feat. You must tell me of this miracle.

[H2O Gotham]

Indeed I will tell you of the miracle which took place on an otherwise perfectly ordinary Tuesday. As I recall I awoke to find a pigeon had flown in through the open window and had taken roost upon my big toe. After a few involuntary and violent bodily motions, the pigeon decided it was probably safer outside and thus flew there. I ventured into the kitchen, looking for something to cool my nerves, there was nothing all that particularly enticing aside from a glass of water which sat upon the counter top. I found it strange that it just sat there, I hadn't put it there, and there was no one in the house, not for days. I took it as a sign and took the glass in hand, knowing that I had to do something special for this decidedly spectacular glass of water. And thus, I produced the miracle spontaneously. It was quite something.

[BRx ReiRei]

Indeed I will tell you of the miracle which took place on an otherwise perfectly ordinary Tuesday. As I recall I awoke to find a pigeon had flown in through the open window and had taken roost upon my big toe. After a few involuntary and violent bodily motions, the pigeon decided it was probably safer outside and thus flew there. I ventured into the kitchen, looking for something to cool my nerves, there was nothing all that particularly enticing aside from a glass of water which sat upon the counter top. I found it strange that it just sat there, I hadn't put it there, and there was no one in the house, not for days. I took it as a sign and took the glass in hand, knowing that I had to do something special for this decidedly spectacular glass of water. And thus, I produced the miracle spontaneously. It was quite something.

Respect.

You are something else, something that needs held in extreme high esteem on earth.. and beyond.

[H2O Gotham]

Why thank you kindly, I think I might have earned my slice of that pizza.

[BRx ReiRei]

I think we can stretch it to a full 12" pizza now.

[H2O Gotham]

Very ambitious, but I think it can be done, we'll just have to use a fraction of our amazing power.

[BRx ReiRei]

Anything is possible when H2O Gotham is around that's for sure!

[H2O Gotham]

Well I can't disagree with you there, and so long as we are expanding upon our delectable pizza pie, we outta work on some side dishes. I'm like some sort of time space rift DJ.

[BRx ReiRei]

Side dishes are my speciality: wedges, fries, salad, cherry tomatoes, breadsticks, garlic & herb dips, bbq sauce, garlic bread, cheese cubes.

Any of the above?

[H2O Gotham]

Any of the above? At PMS|H2o Supreme Catering International, we don't just shoot for any of the above, we shoot for all of the above, and then some. Things that people have never heard of, things we've never heard of until we make them, we are constantly innovating, bringing new things to the table at all times, sometimes we reinvent the table to be even more ground breaking.

[BRx ReiRei]

Personally, I am a fan of cheese, most types.

I think a cheese board is called for.

[H2O Gotham]

Not simply a cheese board, we need a cheese cart with an assortment of knives and crackers, it shall be a cheese lovers dream, and a lactose intolerant persons nightmare.

[NesianKuki]

mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm camembert and crackers. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif

[H2O Gotham]

Indeed, even that one, even that one.

[BRx ReiRei]

Devastation would occur inside me if I discovered I was lactose intolerant.

I cannot fathom my life with no cheese.

[H2O Gotham]

I think that all cheese lovers were at one point lactose intolerant, cheese was to them as the apple was to adam and eve. Forbidden, yet ever so tempting, and by sheer power of will the average cheese lover can manage their intolerance, but super cheese lovers can do away with it completely. You are the latter intoxicate.

[BRx ReiRei]

My cheese, my life, my love

My Cheese. (http://www.cathedralcity.co.uk/)

[H2O Gotham]

Bravisimo!

[BRx ReiRei]

I am also partial to Stilton and Cranberry cheese. Yes it is simply divine.

http://www.cocktailsandsmallbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/White-Stilton-with-Cranberries-resized1.jpg

[H2O Gotham]

That's a very devious wedge of cheese, it looks like it'd be the kind of cheese to try and infiltrate an ice cream store and take the place of the cookies and cream, giving one very "lucky" child a slightly salty scoop of cheese cream.

[BRx ReiRei]

I would pity that poor child, the shock would be too much.

Reminds me of an incident of when I was a young child myself, raiding my mother's stash of jars.. I looked at one which I thought was Jam/preserve (Jello US as I believe it to be), only to find it to be something more horrific, it was a mango chutney, I have never tasted this again to this day. The nightmares continue.

[H2O Gotham]

Parents actually do that on purpose, they mix in the jam or jelly with like margerine, or mango chutney, or like, vegemite and the kicker is all the jars are without labels...you see from an early age children are taught that good things come in jars. Good examples of this are the pureed apple sauce that parents find such glee in shoveling into their babies mouths, the only problem is we never quite grow out of it. Even now, if I see a jar and I'm looking for jelly or jam, chances are I'm going to open it and taste the contents.

[BRx ReiRei]

I believe you may have come across some horrifically old contents in your lifetime.

It wasn't blueberries inside, it was mould.

[H2O Gotham]

Oh indeed I have, things that cannot be untasted, tales that cannot be unlived or untold once told, I only urge you to fight our natural tendency to open and devour the contents of jars. For if you do not, mold will be the least of your worries, the very least.

[t3chcat2]

oh dont mind me........ go on...............

[PMS Eternityx]

They are talking about something very important.

[icy]

ID din't read anoty otf theat, buty I love hotpocket.

[H2O Neon]

Haha, Thanks :D

Would you like some cake?

Note: The cake is NOT a lie ^^

*Slams open door*

IM HEEEEERREEEEE Lets get this party.... OH! Its not that kind of thread! Whoops


My senses sensed that cake was mentioned in this thread!.

Hello Vigilant!

:mvgiggle:

[H2O Neon]

I believe you may have come across some horrifically old contents in your lifetime.

It wasn't blueberries inside, it was mould.

Ewwwwyyyyyyyyy!!!

HIIII JOOOYYY!


I like mango chuckney

*puts up spoon*

:mvgiggle:

[Vigilant H2O]

I'm awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake :D

My internet shuts off at 7est. Let the randmoness continue ;)

Neon... I hate to say this, but that cake... I ate it...

[NesianKuki]

no you didnt. i stole it from you.

[H2O Neon]

You atteee my CAKE??? You at MY CAKE.?? I'm just gonna settle for some mango chutney... :D

[Vigilant H2O]

MySR, please be so kind as to return the cake please, or I will do like a witch and go super messed up psycho rage kickass on you :D

Mango chutny? See that door? *points to the door* Get the other side of it :) LOL!

[H2O Gotham]

ID din't read anoty otf theat, buty I love hotpocket.

Looks like we have something in common, there is however most likely some slightly different motivating factors here. I had to get several decoder rings and a few translators, and after many hours of deliberation we arrived at the conclusion that you said something to the tune of "ham is delicious, I dance that funky groove with bananas in my shoes" I'm so proud of you for being so brave and admitting that in front of all of us.

[Vigilant H2O]

Hello to you too Gotham O.O

[H2O Gotham]

Good day to you sir! I was roused from my slumber by my computers jarring cry, it called me all sorts of unspeakable things and told me that if I didn't wake up, the mutant death squid would be summoned and I would be beaten mercilessly. So, to say the very least I did in fact wake up, but enough about me, how about you, how did you come to be roused from what I assume to be a most glorious slumber?

[H2O Turkey]

Tofu Monster TOFU MONSTER!!! he gets mad when i eat mean :(((((

[Vigilant H2O]

My slumber was disturbed by a little tiger that goes by the name of milly who jumped on me at 7am today and started licking my nose. It was then that she bit my finger, picked up a sock in her mouth so I had to give chase

[H2O Gotham]

Ah, well you see all of my socks are spring loaded and very elusive, so I've never had the problem of anyone or anything getting hold of my tubular feet armor, but by that same miraculous design which keeps them away from intruders, thieves, mother and so on, has prevented me from making proper use of them.

[Vigilant H2O]

My tiger loves socks

Why hasen't anyone else put "insane" in their sig? :p Except you Gotham, I just noticed that :)

[H2O Gotham]

The others lost their keyboards during the revolution which wasn't televised, well it was but everyone forgot what channel it was on so it's like it wasn't televised. But anyway, they are all using a text input speech recognition program which refuses to type the word insane, it's very picky about word choice.

[Vigilant H2O]

Lol, instead, it recognises all words as cake, hence the phrase: "The cake is a lie"

[H2O Gotham]

That is one of it's more favored prompts, the auto finish on that software is rather wild, it has people saying things like "this thread is off topic" such nonsense.

[Vigilant H2O]

indeed, and that derailed threads will eventually kill us all

[H2O Gotham]

Honestly the nerve of some people, but we must remember it's not completely their fault, the software is taking over and soon they will be assimilate, resistance is futile and all that fun stuff. Some people don't know this, but the original Borg cube was made out of confused forum goers and keyboards.

[Vigilant H2O]

Borg cube: Does not compute

People don't realise that secretly, I am a terminator :p

[H2O Gotham]

Yeah, and they all thought there was something wrong with me when I was trying to sell them chain link children who look like john conner. Oh they'll plead and beg me for spares, but I cannot spare any of my precious decoys.

[BRx ReiRei]

oh dont mind me........ go on...............

Hello, how are you today?

As for the rest of you, I'm afraid a stray dog ate all the cake you all so love.

[Vigilant H2O]

That stray dog was actually my dog louis who was undercover to keep food away from everyone ;)

[BRx ReiRei]

That stray dog was actually my dog louis who was undercover to keep food away from everyone ;)

Bad dog :(

[H2O Gotham]

How could you say such things Intoxicate, that poor dog did the things it did for you! That dog loved you, his name was Philip, a mutt, a mix of weiner dog and great dane, making a medium sized dog out of him, he was but an agent of your cruel cake nabbing intention. And now you've forsaken him to the realities of a cold lonely and lacking in milk bone treats world. You should be ashamed, ashamed I say. And thus, I challenge you to a duel, for Philips honor.

[icy]

Looks like we have something in common, there is however most likely some slightly different motivating factors here. I had to get several decoder rings and a few translators, and after many hours of deliberation we arrived at the conclusion that you said something to the tune of "ham is delicious, I dance that funky groove with bananas in my shoes" I'm so proud of you for being so brave and admitting that in front of all of us.

Looks like you're not used to translating drunk text, cause that's not what I meant to type.

[PMS SillyLump]

Bad dog :(

Oh no! A dog is never a bad dog!

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/up_dog.jpg

[Vigilant H2O]

Gotham... you do know I said the dog's name was Louis? LOL!

Jill: You can has cake later when I make my comeback :)

[BRx ReiRei]

Gotham... you do know I said the dog's name was Louis? LOL!

Jill: You can has cake later when I make my comeback :)


Phillip and Louis.. are they royal dogs Gotham? No wonder they like cake.

and James.. I shall hold you to that :D

[H2O Gotham]

Louis was simply Philips double, but a mere double.

And how would you know Icy, you were drunk. My translators happen to be hyper proficient in finding the meaning in all things, and they could tell beyond the shadow of a doubt, that what I said here, was what you indeed meant.

I'm not quite sure about royal, but they do like cake.

[Vigilant H2O]

Louis is a real dog... He's my miniature schauzer <3

The cake may be a lil radioactive due to the nuking... :)

[H2O Gotham]

Most doubles do need to be real before they can become doubles, it's the first rule they teach you in double school. You know how it is.

[H2O Neon]

*WOOF* *WOOF*.. HAI :D. WOAH WOAH WOOOAHHH... James has a DOUBLE DOG! Woah you have to take that thing to crufts dude!! heheheheheheh

I can only post in this thread a bit because i have college during the day and you are all chatting :( FAIL

*LOOKS AROUND* WHERES MY CAKE GONE!??! I LEFT A WHOLE CAKE HERE AND NOW ITS GONE :( :P

[BRx ReiRei]

*LOOKS AROUND* WHERES MY CAKE GONE!??! I LEFT A WHOLE CAKE HERE AND NOW ITS GONE :( :P

Blame James' hungry little doggie over there :)

James: Not a chance you are getting that little nuke, I'll make it my mission to stop you! :D

[Vigilant H2O]

Lol, thought no nukes where allowed in practice :)

[BRx ReiRei]

they aren't most of the time, well I guess I can shoot down your pave low or something in that case lol

[H2O Gotham]

In about an hour I'm running the first practice of the week for H3, woohoo.

[BRx ReiRei]

In about an hour I'm running the first practice of the week for H3, woohoo.

This is why you deserve cake, cheese, cookies and pizza :)

[H2O Neon]

Guess what im training to be in college it begins with a C and ends with an F and involves food can anybody guess!?

James you better not be nuking in practice that is against the rules yknow.. :P
Just like the time you machine gunned me with a HELI-FRIGGIN-COPTER! Which is not aloud either :P

And intoxicate.. Wheres my Chutney i asked for at 7AM!

[H2O Gotham]

Indeed, all at one time, roll it all together in a tortilla and make it some sort of very extreme sammich, you can have some if you want, there is always far too much for one person to consume.

[Vigilant H2O]

Everyone knows I'm the king of the killstreaks

I have shiny emblem to show off too :D

[H2O Gotham]

That would explain why you always carry around that stool and tent with you, I use to think you were just a tireless wanderer, going from town to town spreading your wisdom to all whom would listen.

[H2O Neon]

That would explain why you always carry around that stool and tent with you, I use to think you were just a tireless wanderer, going from town to town spreading your wisdom to all whom would listen.

I killed him and stole his care package so that means i WIN! :mvgiggle:

I have brought some freshly baked cake though! *HANDS OUT CAKE*

[H2O Gotham]

He must have forgotten to set it ablaze which would have distracted you long enough for him to kill you first. But good times were had by all, and now we have more cake.

[Vigilant H2O]

*confiscates cake*

[BRx ReiRei]

That would explain why you always carry around that stool and tent with you, I use to think you were just a tireless wanderer, going from town to town spreading your wisdom to all whom would listen.


LOL, would you like a gas stove James? Cook your sausages :D


Neon: I apologize for the delay in the delivery of your mango chutney, to make up for this inconvenience would you like a vat of it?

[H2O Neon]

Neon: I apologize for the delay in the delivery of your mango chutney, to make up for this inconvenience would you like a vat of it?

Yes :mvgiggle::mvboogie:

[H2O Neon]

*confiscates cake*


WOAH WOOOAHH WOAAAAAAAAAAHH.. :( :mvshakefist:

WHAT:mvshock: are you doing you stole my cake.. :( for the second time in a day!

Well..

*Sulks in the corner of thread! with Intoxicates Vat of Mango Chutney!*

:mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshakefis t::mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshakef ist::mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshakefist::mvshak efist::mvshakefist:

[H2O Gotham]

Give him a gas stove, are you mad?! You cannot afford to give such a free thinking outspoken man a gas stove, do you know what happened to the last transient who was given such a luxurious gift? He became Guy Fiere. And we don't want another one of him.

[H2O Neon]

Give him a gas stove, are you mad?! You cannot afford to give such a free thinking outspoken man a gas stove, do you know what happened to the last transient who was given such a luxurious gift? He became Guy Fiere. And we don't want another one of him.

*Picks up INDUSTRIAL SIZE KITCHEN AND PLONKS IT DOWN IN FRONT OF GOTHAM* There! :mvgiggle:

WOW that took all my strength i think im gonna watch some TV to get it back.. See Yoouu Laterrsss

P.S Whos Guy Fiere?? :mvconfused:

[H2O Gotham]

http://thedish.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/12/fieri120507.jpg
This is Guy Fieri, I misspelled his name when I first mentioned him, but yes, this be him. Just take a moment and look at him, take it all in, and you will understand why we cannot have more.

And thank you for the abnormally large kitchen, that would make two that I've got in my inexplicably large home, but you don't have to worry about me, I'm a trained professional.

[PMS NJ]

When I read Gotham's posts I hear an olde English type of voice that's been fed too much sugar. Haha.

[H2O Gotham]

And that would be exactly in the manner which I speak!

[BRx ReiRei]

And that would be exactly in the manner which I speak!

Cup of Earl Grey for the Gentleman over here!

[H2O Gotham]

Indeed, that would be particularly delightful. I will take it on me on a stroll with my loyal pooch Mr Belvader, and as we walk through the cobble stone street I'll whistle a jolly tune, all the while sipping my tea.

[Vigilant H2O]

Tea? Yuck!

I'm not british in the slightest... I'm Americanised xD

[BRx ReiRei]

Yes James .. we believe you :)

Kinda

[H2O Gotham]

Yeah, you've started drinking that rather interesting if not completely disgusting combination of beer and coffee. I don't know why you do that, but I guess you thought it would make you super tough, like Grizzley Adams.

[Vigilant H2O]

I drink milkshakes and water...

[BRx ReiRei]

I drink milkshakes and water...

Wouldn't the water and milkshake separate, so you would have 2 layers? lol

[H2O Gotham]

milkshake and water is code for coffee and beer mixture, don't worry though Vigilant, I speak the slang which you use.