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Mamafirefly
02-26-2010, 05:12 PM
Make up a fake rumor about a celebrity this is only for fun
Hallie Berry is having an affair with Kanye West
H2O Gotham
02-26-2010, 11:12 PM
Carrot Top was the victim of a vicious assault headed by Whoopi Golberg and Michelle Obama after being spotted wearing black face while trying to blend in at a hip hop convention headlined by Run DMC featuring Walter Cronkite as the lead MC. Punch and Pie was served.
xXTummyWummyXx
02-26-2010, 11:17 PM
Bill Murray found the cake...
H2O Gotham
02-26-2010, 11:28 PM
On any given Tuesday, Jim Carrey may be found making one of three different flavored ice creams in a recently cleaned bathtub with a large wooden spoon while singing old spirituals and watching cartoons while Hulk Hogan paints nude portraits from memory, all the while loudly proclaiming his love for the View.
xXTummyWummyXx
02-26-2010, 11:31 PM
On any given Tuesday, Jim Carrey may be found making one of three different flavored ice creams in a recently cleaned bathtub with a large wooden spoon while singing old spirituals and watching cartoons while Hulk Hogan paints nude portraits from memory, all the while loudly proclaiming his love for the View.
haha thats fantastic. let me add that Hulk Hogan is not just painting nude portraits from just memory. they are nude portraits of the memory of John Malkovich.
VballChick PMS
02-26-2010, 11:57 PM
I'm dating John Mayer
H2O Gotham
02-26-2010, 11:58 PM
Recently spotted walking down Fifth avenue arm in arm with macho man Fabio; Dennis Rodman wore upon his head a clever anecdotal hat which requires not only high tolerance to flashing neon lights but speedy word recognition as the ever changing texts detail the latest scandals of a small village five miles out of Lithuania, coincidentally, this is also where Tupac lives. TUPAC LIVES!!!
Famous
02-27-2010, 12:00 AM
John Mayer is having an affair with me.
H2O Gotham
02-27-2010, 12:05 AM
In a bold new career move, Busta Rhymes has decided to trade in the mic for a pair of clipping shears, opening his first hair salon appropriately named "Busta Kutz", as a direct result of this, designer dreds and shaved in nike swooshes are back in style.
H2O BigShinobi
02-27-2010, 01:19 AM
i'm dating john mayer
epic!
PMS Tiny Zombie
02-27-2010, 04:06 AM
Last Wednesday, Tom Cruise was spotted having coffee with Tom Kruse. One can only assume that they were speaking about hoverounds. Suddenly, Oprah Winfrey swooped down from the sky with her army of rabid flying squirrels, taking revenge upon Cruise for jumping on her couch. Just then, Paul Bettany appeared from nowhere carrying a tennis racket while proclaiming his love for Kirsten Dunst. He backhanded Oprah with the racket, and set about batting the flying squirrels away from Cruise. Kruse hopped onto a hoverround and escaped unscathed. What he was unaware of was the rabid squirrel hitching a ride...
VballChick PMS
02-27-2010, 04:13 AM
John Mayer is having an affair with me.
lol I didn't know you batted for that team
H2O Gotham
02-27-2010, 04:34 AM
Every full moon out from beneath a slightly heated rock crawls Micheal Meyers, once funny comedian, now washed up actor, and turns into Adam Sandler, it's still undetermined if this is an improvement or not.
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 09:15 AM
micheal jackson is not dead he is in hiding in neverland
H2O Gotham
02-27-2010, 09:47 AM
Upon the complete viewing of the biography of Malcolm X, "esteemed" filmmaker, actor and play write Tyler Perry decided suddenly during the simultaneous filming of his "hit" comedy programs that he would no longer spread the word of the gospel through wacky, torturous and often crack antagonized adventures of god fearing black families and instead change his name to Muhammad Al Salam Malakem, using which name to promote his new mini series "How the Ottomon Empire never really fell cuz we got those sweet foot stools". It was a good day, for a birth day, however it was a bad day for the daily dose of god fearing african american families as the torch was at the same time passed on to Glenn Beck.
The_SAD_Assassin
02-27-2010, 12:35 PM
I being a celebrity have started dating Britney Spears.
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 12:44 PM
I am one of Tigers Woods many mistress
Famous
02-27-2010, 12:47 PM
lol I didn't know you batted for that team
:mvshock:
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 12:55 PM
I think that Vballchick PMS is having an affair with P Ditty she is in the PMS Clan but she want to keep a low profile....LOL
PMS Vera Icon
02-27-2010, 01:03 PM
Tiger Woods is a virgin.
H2O Shepherd
02-27-2010, 01:12 PM
I am one of Tigers Woods many mistress
hahaha thats greaaaaaaat! :mvclap:
PMS Atiyana
02-27-2010, 01:20 PM
I think that Vballchick PMS is having an affair with P Ditty she is in the PMS Clan but she want to keep a low profile....LOL
OMG! LOL!
Kanye West and Taylor Swift are actually madly in love, but they put on a major press blitz at the Grammys before People had a chance to break the story, thus creating mass hysteria that caused misdirection ;)
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 01:39 PM
I heard that Angelina Jolie is actually having a bi sexual fling with Jennifer A. this feud is actually a cover story
H2O Gotham
02-27-2010, 01:40 PM
This poor thread has turned into tabloid drivel, I abandon it!
Famous
02-27-2010, 01:43 PM
This poor thread has turned into tabloid drivel, I abandon it!
what did you expect CNN???
I hate to break it to you but this is TMZ
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 01:46 PM
i am going to be on the next season of toll academy with my boy friend K Fed
H2O RykuZeath
02-27-2010, 02:11 PM
justin bieber is a robot sent from an alien planet to ruin good music
H2O CatNip
02-27-2010, 02:15 PM
Billie Jean was actually Michael Jackon's lover
Mamafirefly
02-27-2010, 03:50 PM
I saw brad Pitt sneak into tom cruise's house to let r Kelly out the closet
H2O Gotham
02-28-2010, 05:02 AM
what did you expect CNN???
I hate to break it to you but this is TMZ
I was expecting creativity, not countless posts about made up affairs, gawash, people are so durn boring.
H2O RykuZeath
02-28-2010, 03:17 PM
I heard that Lance Bass was making out with Tom Cruise in the closet