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Deadshot
11-29-2009, 06:24 PM
What's Your Zombie Plan?
Some Ideas:
-Go to the mall
-Gather friends for some head smashin'
-Stay inside and play MW2
-Blame Obama
-Get on roof, dangle human meat, host a zombie concert
-Move somewhere so cold zombies freeze
-Push friend off rooftop, test his time in the mile
-Get drunk
-Lock your enemy inside a dark room with 10 people, and 1 guy who has recently been bitten
-"Save" the 55 inch tv from Bestbuy
What are some of your ideas, serious or funny?
AbsTRActANwar
11-29-2009, 06:57 PM
lol omg thats funny
save the tv wtf why not a 60 inch
H2O Raiden
11-29-2009, 09:42 PM
Play golf with hardened C4 "golf balls" set on a timed charge (in the streets). Hell yes.
"Test drive" every car at the Porsche dealership (likewise with Audi, BMW, etc. etc.).
Go see Zombieland
Take over a Guinness brewery.
To name a few.
PMS Strawberry
11-29-2009, 10:19 PM
go to the gunshop :P do some head smashin', go to the mall, get some "necessary" items, and always be on the move. Gotta find salvation somewhere!
Famous
11-29-2009, 10:22 PM
hide out at bill murray's house
Deadshot
11-29-2009, 10:27 PM
Here are some more ideas.
-Drive up to DC and sit in the president's seat
-Find a twinkie factory(lol)
-Make youtube series "1000 ways to die - as a zombie"
-Sell zombie punching bags
-Chain all the zombies together somehow...
-Hijack a military ship, start a floating colony
-Dig a giant moat, fill with dumb zombies
Remember rule #1 Cardio
Ilska
11-29-2009, 10:31 PM
Everyone has all these long drawn out plans to survive the zombie apocalypse. You wanna know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna die, become a zombie, and be a zombie tracker for my best friend Shea. We've planned this.
AngieFaSho PMS
11-29-2009, 11:20 PM
I'd cry. :(
H2O dpritch
11-30-2009, 10:51 AM
I have a long and drawn out plan to survive a zombie apocolypes but one plan I have is simple...run.
Impact
11-30-2009, 11:10 AM
Rule #1 Cardio
Rule #2 Double Tap
I'd Build A House Out Of Metal And Get A Bunch Of Immune People To Help Me KILL ZOMBIES
PMS Atiyana
11-30-2009, 01:12 PM
same as @Impact (LOL! ZombieLand) but I would also (1) find a city vehicle that can sustain impact, (2) fit some kind of plow or heavy impact bumper to it, (3) horde LOTS of fuel, (4) drive to like crazy..... (5) oh, yeah, and go to Bill Murray's house! Woot!
Impact
11-30-2009, 01:13 PM
@PMS Atiyana Omg Perfect! We Need To Find A Vehicle That Can Sustain Me! lol.
PMS Atiyana
11-30-2009, 01:20 PM
LOL! Oooooops! I meant the other kind of impact, but yeah, you too! ROFL! :mvshock:
Impact
11-30-2009, 01:29 PM
Lolol.
H2O TrooperX
12-05-2009, 07:49 PM
Go the club stock up.....Find a good bulding by a market..and a gun store. Go on the roof and practice my shooting all day everyday...Sleep on the roof with some clay mores set your always good =)