The Offical Spamming Thread

[PMS Ambivalence]

so the other day i was walking to the park because i was really bored and wanted to swing, when i got this massive craving for starburts. so i went and bought some and there was no pink ones. & it was a total waste of a doller.

moral of the story: pink starbursts are the best.

[H2O DropinBodys]

Weee uno lets kill nazis now on COD 3

[[-Mug3n-]]

Weee uno lets kill nazis now on COD 3

meh pagadan o nazis blay hidi mansa, tu throden o mobidia. meh janell with the mp44 blay.

NAZIS GRAV CHAY DA!

:D

[H2O DropinBodys]

Donny no one else Speaks Romaness here

[[-Mug3n-]]

Donny no one else Speaks Romaness here

i know that, its awesome speaking a language noone else understands. ^_^

[PMS Ambivalence]

I smell like a grapefruit!

[H2O DropinBodys]

You sir smell of vomit and Raid.

[meow]

I am bored at work omg.

[H2O DropinBodys]

Vomit And Raid Senor Gato!!!! Vomit And Raid!!!!

[hot chief DSO]

check out that post count, baby!

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[PMS JefferLee]

check out that post count, baby!

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awwww, hot chief. that was cute! :D

[H2O DropinBodys]

SPAM IS YUMMY WEEEEEE I just dont know any more????????

[Wenny]

Spamming in the morning, spamming in the evening, spamming at supper time ^_^

I <3 spam!

[H2O DropinBodys]

Spam > everything else.

[Wenny]

Spam > everything else.

AGREED =P

[H2O DropinBodys]

Also Night taught me Black Lightsabers > Every thing ever made.

[[-Mug3n-]]

devla yestisad the delay gadrey, nas minds andey gadrey, Sa delay...

deek o delo alex, wo monges muchwano... tai bado lightsabers LOL

[H2O DropinBodys]

Yes, Donny i do want a lightsaber just not the kind your thinking of AND I DONT WANT A MUCHWANO

[Bone]

haha u were the only person to understand him lol and yes black lightsabers kick ***

[H2O DropinBodys]

Yes that's because he's speaking in a different language that only me and him understand.....atleast on this forum.

[cristin420]

so the other day i was walking to the park because i was really bored and wanted to swing, when i got this massive craving for starburts. so i went and bought some and there was no pink ones. & it was a total waste of a doller.

moral of the story: pink starbursts are the best.



PINK starburst are the best

[Jenny]

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get worse.... in walks Jenny :D

http://www.neildewhurst.com/wp-content/images/postheaders/spam.gif

[H2O Bunnys]

omg thats to much info about spam cans :eek:

[Reaper PMS]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/Bolter77/tomwasdelicious_185.jpg

[Mirage PMS]

Lmao poor Tom =[

[H2O Bunnys]

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's arm off.]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
The Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off.
The Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Then what's that then.
The Black Knight: I've had worse.
[King Arthur and the Black Knight resume battle. The Black Knight's other arm is lopped off.]
The Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur: You'll what?
The Black Knight: Come here.
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony.
The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid *******, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

[cristin420]

Monty Python?, Much?:D

[H2O Bunnys]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

[H2O DropinBodys]

haha. Monty python = ownage.

[Mirage PMS]

Lmfaoo I LOVE Monty Python.

[H2O Bunnys]

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

[Mirage PMS]

Lmaooo.

[H2O Bunnys]

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

[cristin420]

Spamalott in Houston. On stage Musicaal through the next month,:D OMFG!

[Mirage PMS]

Lol.

[cristin420]

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!


:D :D :D
You should go to my myspace page and type out the script of this Will Farrell vid. Skywalker doesn't have sound, can't hear what will is saying. If you haven't seen this video. don't miss it. Can't keep it on forever i hate the way it auto starts everytime i load page.

[H2O Bunnys]

lol ill check it out when i get home from school

[PMS JefferLee]

omg! mahaha!
this spam thread it freakin awesome.
I'm eatting teriyaki chicken right now. its pretty yumm yumm! :)

[Iris]

BorInG

[cristin420]

BorInG

yeah, you..... are so not BorInG. Reeeeally, the coolest reeeeeeeally.
You should heck out that vid too.

[Iris]

oh haha i wasn't talking about that i was talking about being bored in general...cause it's the spam thread...and you can say random things.

[cristin420]

oh haha i wasn't talking about that i was talking about being bored in general...cause it's the spam thread...and you can say random things.

yeha I know just pickin on ya. soorrry.:D LOLOOLOL :) check out that vid it's hilllarious:eek:

[Iris]

mmk.

[cristin420]

mmk.

woot woot please stop your histarical, Yeha.

[Iris]

...huh? 0.o

[cristin420]

:D ...huh? 0.o


I dunno? YE Haw? It's dumb, it's cool, it's haw HAW haw. :D

[H2O Sonik]

i shower once every three or four days.

[cristin420]

**********Amen player.**************

[H2O DropinBodys]

omg! mahaha!
this spam thread it freakin awesome.
I'm eatting teriyaki chicken right now. its pretty yumm yumm! :)

Yummy spam..... GO YANKEES

[H2O NINJ4]

bodys, that's the wrong way to bring the yankees into this
its more like
-akward silence- so....... how bout them yankees....?

[H2O DropinBodys]

There awesome Pettite is starting to do good i Love a-rod and Chin men wang

[Titan]

SSSSSSPPPPPAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHOULD BE STICKY!! Someone here gotta <3 me who is a mod to make this sticky :p Espically if any of the mods remember me :/

[Sweet Pea]

Omgg this thread is so old!

[Titan]

Yeh it was like the first thread on the anything goes section! So someone who <3's me and is a mod (If thats anyone ='( I hope it is someone) make this a sticky! Please!

[PMS Kahlo]

Yeh it was like the first thread on the anything goes section! So someone who <3's me and is a mod (If thats anyone ='( I hope it is someone) make this a sticky! Please!

But there are soooooooooooooooooo many stickies already. :p

[H2O DropinBodys]

But Its Soo Awesome!

[kissiepoo]

ok ok I will totally have to be apart of this spamming thread! lol! OH SNAP!!!!!

[H2O Gotham]

This thread is incredibly coherent for a spam thread, quite impressive.