Joke Thread

[PMS Fedaykin]

For those of you who play with me on xbox live, you may have had the pleasure of hearing my amazing jokes. I decided to bring some of that joy to the forums. So, for today:

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

He died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

[l icarus l]

WAIT...well i know alot of good girl jokes but im to scared to say them ^_^

[icy]

Is it because they're too dirty or inappropriate?

[PMS Fedaykin]

this is a clean joke thread. ;)

[Sir Tequila]

So are you the only one who can post jokes in here or can any of us? :p

[Rip]

omg feday jokes, we're all done for haha :D
Punk get your router so i can whop you in uno :p

[PMS Fedaykin]

What do you call a cow with muscle spasms?









. . . Beef Jerky!

[Nokarot]

So a horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says WHY THE LONG FACE.



So a man walks in to a bar.. ouch.

[icy]

-chuckles-

[PMS Evil]

i have to do this this was defenitley one of dane cooks jokess.

This guy sneezes on me very obnoxiously like a windex mist spray without covering his mouth or anything . . so i say in a very serious and deep voice i say "God Bless You" which more sounds like cover ur flippin mouth. and the guy rudely says im athiest. so they get into a religious debate. so the guy asks dane where are u going when u die and dane says hopefully i float up to heaven and all my ancestor greet me like its a party sayin haha ur dead and dane says whats gonna happen to u when u die and the guy says ill become one with the ground and become a fertilizer and i will help greow a tree, and dane says hes making fun of me and he is gonna come back as a fickus so dane says hopefully some sweaty lumerjacck comes through chops him down makes paper out of hima nd prints the bible on him haha!! there are so many ore funny one but some kant be sed :D

[icy]

-giggles-

[PMS Evil]

and if anyone get aroudn to reading that just lemme no lol

i swear ull laugh

[icy]

I did, I giggled. lol.

[VballChick PMS]

Did you here about the sexy pirate movie??

It's rated RrRrRrRrR