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[H2O Banana Hammock]

Hello? Hello?

It's like talking to Tart...because she never answers my calls :( Anyway, I'm supposed to be Tart's H2O when it suits her needs and I bring her gifts from far away places. I live in Canada near a hamlet known as Toronto but I travel all across the US and occasionally have the fortune of attending events with many of the PMS girls (Twin, Tart, Cella, Venus, Feday, Bats, etc..). I work in the industry at a graphics company that just got bought out by a cpu company...but I won't say which ones ;)

Ya, so that's me in a paragraph. I am deep. I have layers, like an onion.

[CaptainDemon]

Hello, and what's up?!

Sounds like you've got a bunch of awesome stuff going on for you, I wish I could attend the events. I'll get the chance to someday though.

And nice Shrek reference dude.

[PMS Kahlo]

Welcome to the PMS forums! :D

[S w a k]

Nice to meet you =)

[EpiK SkillZ]

Welcome to the forums, you onion :)

[KilloWertz]

Welcome Jeff. Good to see you around here now.

[Arella Goddess]

Ek, that's whats been smelling like onions all the time.

[Catalina DSO]

Hello and welcome!

[PMS Fedaykin]

h2o banana hammock ftw!!!! much love jeff!!!

[Rip]

wtf you forgot to mention me in the shoutouts, fine no backammon for you :-p
j/k j/k welcome to the forums man, can't wait till digital life.
And you are like an onion, smelly and prone to make people cry :p (I kid, i kid)

[meow]

What's up Jeff. You probably don't remember me, but we met at Winter CPL 2k5.

Welcome to the forums.

[H2O Banana Hammock]

I'm back again, now that I got my username issues sorted out with Rip (I'm apparently slow at times...hush). And man, look how many pages in my thread is...well that just won't do ;)

Just finished WCG US Finals where I met up with Mystic (I shall spell her name many ways) and watched Master take DOA4 championship. Gonna try and recover and carry on the rest of my west coast trip to San Fran and Seattle. No rest for the wicked!

Rip, I will be back home next weekend so we can do that backgammon thing haha yay for 360 arcade whores! :p

[Rip]

idk, still grumblin about not getting in the shoutout :p
And yes i'm jealous about WCG, seems like a cool event.

[H2O Banana Hammock]

If you weren't jealous enough...read this tale of my last night there hanging out with Mystik...

First, we go to Zanzibar for dinner because of the Halo reference :p During dinner Mystik gets a bit bold and decides to taste my pickle...commenting that it was a bit dill and compared it to many other pickles she's tasted. After recovering from this we walked around the casino where she made me blow my wad on a bunch of slots...she did pull my stick a few times though so it wasn't just me doing all the work. Eventually she pushed the right buttons and my wheel was sent spinning...made us smile until I was spent again.

As we were heading back across the casino we spotted one of the 3D guys playing blackjack and went to say hi. While there Mystik kept prodding me to play and blow another wad. When I decided to give her what she wanted she was happy. A few tricks later and I'm richer...so we walked away to celebrate! I wanted a drink, she wanted the bartender's cherry (she ended up take 2 or 3, I lost count)...of course a short while later she said she was feeling like a slot after all the action.

Heading out of my casino and down to hers we stopped for some souvenir shopping where I bought her a pair of fuzzy dice. With them hanging around her neck, I (and many others) couldn't help but notice her beautiful snake eyes...She still wanted more though so when we got to her casino she made me let her suck the juice right out of my ugly stick...right down to the last drop which she tilted her head back and swallowed it all. And that's when I figured it was time to call it a night!

Now, read it twice and realize that it's completely innocent but that anything that happens in vegas has the ability to sound quite...different when read with a different thought process. :) <3 Mystik

[KilloWertz]

I knew it wasn't what it seemed the first time through, but it was still funny. Good stuff Jeff.

[Rip]

wowwwwwwwww I don't even know how to answer to that, jeff has outdone himself yet again. But thank you jeff, I've been looking for an interesting story lately, and I think you managed to spew one out.

[H2O Banana Hammock]

:d :d

[GeekesS]

Hello darling and welcome to the PMS forums. Thanks for your colorful take on the craziness of Las Vegas :P