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r33hash
06-15-2006, 01:13 PM
Too me about five minutes. I found it funny.

Don't take offense. Its not meant to be offensive.


Once upon a time...

I killed myself.

I slit my wrists and went to Hell.

I asked, "Dear Satan, why am I here?"

Satan stated " Because... you lived in fear".

I pondered his answer,

And closed my eyes.

I thought about the things I'd done,

During my short term life.

My stories played out...

Like a seedy comic.

I robbed, I raped, I killed, and I plotted.

I looked back at Satan,

Staring so cold.

I reached back like a pimp,

And slapped that hoe.

Pirate
06-15-2006, 02:38 PM
hash, dear, there is a poetry section, GG.

r33hash
06-15-2006, 03:07 PM
I didn't see it, thanks.

These are brand spankin new forums. And I don't live on the damn thing.

Paulina
06-15-2006, 03:11 PM
haha thats great

r33hash
06-15-2006, 03:35 PM
I don't see a poetry section, actually.

Sabaoth
06-15-2006, 04:12 PM
pirate, dear, there isn't a poetry section (yet), GG

Olofguard
06-15-2006, 04:17 PM
Yes there is its under general forums... haha

Sabaoth
06-15-2006, 04:40 PM
yeah, i'm wrong...it's in the "anything goes" section as a sub forum...pirate pretty much pwns my soul

r33hash
06-15-2006, 04:42 PM
Thanks for commenting on my poem anyway, losers!

Paulina
06-15-2006, 04:47 PM
I Did

Sabaoth
06-15-2006, 04:48 PM
the last 2 lines make the poem...you're pretty much a bamf for slapping satan like that

Kakerotto
06-15-2006, 05:09 PM
rofl,......my sides hurtin now..... i didn't expect such an ending:D

Kakerotto
06-15-2006, 05:10 PM
pls write another one

IMnotGarbage
06-15-2006, 05:16 PM
Too me about five minutes. I found it funny.

Don't take offense. Its not meant to be offensive.


Once upon a time...

I killed myself.

I slit my wrists and went to Hell.

I asked, "Dear Satan, why am I here?"

Satan stated " Because... you lived in fear".

I pondered his answer,

And closed my eyes.

I thought about the things I'd done,

During my short term life.

My stories played out...

Like a seedy comic.

I robbed, I raped, I killed, and I plotted.

I looked back at Satan,

Staring so cold.

I reached back like a pimp,

And slapped that hoe.


Thats a funny poem:)

Gypsyfly PMS
06-15-2006, 06:33 PM
Haha, very funny.

Now let me take you all on a magic carpet ride....

r33hash
06-15-2006, 06:48 PM
Thanks, Gypsy.

I'm learning the new layout, like a new kid on the block learns dance moves...

Very slowly.

I have more stuff. I've posted before, but people typically don't say anything about them.

r33hash
06-15-2006, 06:53 PM
I wrote this one yesterday, after a friend gave me one word to go off of.

"Cataracts"

Took me about ten minutes.

I call it Life Cataracts.

The fact that I pass and I lash out daily at people as they walk by, because they can't embrace me.

I only see them on the outside, instead of whats right. I only witness them physically, instead of from inside.

The brightness has faded, the light has been jaded, and now I see only darkness, as my Life Cataracts have invaded.

If only I could find a sign from one single instrumentally timed moment in this life that would grab a firm hold of me and never let go. That would embrace me before I see it, and show me how to know which people to avoid, and which to follow.

Maybe, when the Cataracts that enslave me overtake me, I'll finally be able to be guided safely. Maybe, for once, instead of fighting, I'll finally let someone inside my own lighting.


And then another friend gave me the word...

"femur"

With which I came up with this...

As I lay there dreaming, about times gone past, I begin to hallucinate, and drown in a facet. Of water rushing so swiftly and constantly straight, it strikes me down and I begin to evaporate.

I fall into a world of disaster and danger. A stranger and stranger picture develops in clear view and I begin to wonder what I'm going to do. I see a train barralling toward me, faster and faster through the liquid debri, and everything collapses.

As it strikes me and the pain hits my leg, I snap back into reality and strike my head. I open my eyes and see lights surrounding me, then motion and voices, people over crowding me.

I wake up completely for a moment, and witness a stetcher. I hear one phrase spoken... "his Femur has been fractured" As they lift me, and brace me, and place me inside the ambulance, I begin to lose concsiousness and fade back out again.

Gypsyfly PMS
06-15-2006, 07:19 PM
Wow, that's awesome. We should turn this into a game, "One word 'hash" That would be fun!

Olofguard
06-15-2006, 09:05 PM
r33hash nice poem... haha thats pretty funny...:)

AngelsFromAbove
06-16-2006, 12:52 PM
I <3 Brandon!!!!!!!

r33hash
06-16-2006, 01:27 PM
Molly Molly popcorn Ball...e

If you wanna give me a word, I'll do my best to form a poem/short story around it.

Or someone could create a new thread with the title... "One word hash"

AngelsFromAbove
06-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Molly Molly popcorn Ball...e


that's so going in my sig.....

Markotics
06-16-2006, 01:33 PM
huh?

i don't think i appreciated poetry :'( :'(

r33hash
06-16-2006, 03:00 PM
Good job on not understanding the simplest poem I've ever written... post-2nd grade.

oXKryptoniteXo
06-16-2006, 03:28 PM
Hash you should post that topic and pin it it would be cool.Like the whole this or that thing only for the poem section.Those that write would have fun with it.

r33hash
06-16-2006, 03:46 PM
The topic has been made.

If it doesn't sound good, help me and I'll re-tune the rules.

oXKryptoniteXo
06-16-2006, 03:49 PM
looks great to me get ready lol.

BlackRose PMS
06-18-2006, 04:54 AM
:p <3

r33hash
06-19-2006, 12:12 PM
lol.

Apparently it already flopped.

The thread, that is.

PMS Kahlo
06-21-2006, 05:05 AM
I like your poem Brandon! It made me laugh. Keep up the good work!

<3 :D