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Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:13 PM
Ask me any question, within forum guidelines (a.k.a. appropriate for all ages), and I shall answer truthfully. Why am I doing this? 'Cause I'm bored... :)
So, ask away. Rawr.
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:16 PM
Why are you my hero?
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:16 PM
To be honest, I'm not sure. I'd ask you, but this is a thread about people asking me things, not the other way around.
So, it's probably because of my unrelenting wit.
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:17 PM
What does that mean?
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:19 PM
...my sarcasm. And irony. ;)
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:20 PM
Why Sarcasm and irony instead of Happy!!!?
YAY!
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:20 PM
I'm happy? I did not know that about myself! ;)
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:21 PM
Why not you should, why didn't u no! i thought u new everything
!!ur gonna make me cry :)
H2O Mayhem
08-08-2006, 08:22 PM
Why do my feet hurt?
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:22 PM
Don't cry. I'm really happy go lucky!
At times...
:D
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:23 PM
cuz u set them on fire.
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:23 PM
TEARS FILL MY EYES!! AHH boo hoo
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:24 PM
Why do my feet hurt?
Chances are your feet hurt because of a certian reason buried deep within your mind. Only ye know the answer, but you persist on asking me for some unknown reason. I cannot answer that, only that I believe you've been running through my mind all...wait, that's a pick-up line. Never mind.
@Evil: Don't cry! *Teh huggles.*
Look Its a Panda
08-08-2006, 08:26 PM
What's the second largest mountain in Sweden?
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:28 PM
What's the second largest mountain in Sweden?
Tell you what: When I go to Sweden next week (lie) and I go mountain scouting (lie), I'll find that out for you (lie).
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:28 PM
Lies! he's all lies!! boo hoo boo hoo! :)
ALL OF A SUDDEN IM HAPPY!! yeah
sorry an all nighter might explain mood change :)
*Hugs back my hero*
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:29 PM
Actually, I don't know. Let me rephrase my opening post:
I will try to answer questions to the best of my ability, without using Google or any sort of Internet device. Or globe.
*Teh huggles!* :D
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:30 PM
Why did a stub my toe?
Sir Tequila
08-08-2006, 08:32 PM
That's a great question. Why did a stub your toe? Hm... I believe a stub was angry at your toe, and instead of pimping teh toe, it simply "a stub"-ed it.
PMS Evil
08-08-2006, 08:33 PM
LOL! wow. nice explanation
and i no why ur my hero now
PMS Kahlo
08-08-2006, 09:15 PM
Do you like pancakes?
The Geeky Panda
08-08-2006, 09:18 PM
2 Part Question,
Coke or Pepsi?
and
Ninjas or Pirates?
H2O Mayhem
08-08-2006, 09:37 PM
Why the hell am I still up. I have to be up at 5 am.
Pirate
08-08-2006, 11:06 PM
BETTER SAY PIRATES. or you DiE
IIBoNeChIlLaII
08-08-2006, 11:09 PM
why can dane cook snuff up nestlequick and i cant :D
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 01:58 AM
Why arent u answeringn anyones question's?
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 08:12 PM
EVERYONE asks just once I get off. :p
Do you like pancakes?
Yes I do. Quite yummy. :D
Coke or Pepsi?
and
Ninjas or Pirates?
Coke of course, Pepsi tastes flat.
Hm. Both have their strengths, but I'll hafta go with...
cheese.
Why the hell am I still up. I have to be up at 5 am.
You are up because you are nervous/not tired/hungry. Go eat cheese.
why can dane cook snuff up nestlequick and i cant
It's an optical illusion. Do you want to try to catch a bullet in your teeth like that one guy? No, not really.
Why do you hate me?
No, you hate me. I see no evidence that I hate you, big sis. :D
Why arent u answeringn anyones question's?
'Cause I was asleep. :p
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 08:45 PM
LIESS.
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 08:57 PM
Um. Not really, no. :p
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 08:58 PM
hey ur grounded.! :p
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:06 PM
No, you're grounded! ;)
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:08 PM
:( boo!
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:09 PM
Um. *Teh hugglez.*
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:10 PM
:p hug and make up !
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:13 PM
Whoa. For a second there, I thought that said "make out" and I thought of your cheating boyfriend lol
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:15 PM
HAHA! u wish it did ;)
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:18 PM
lol No. I'd wish it did if we lived on the same street lol . :p
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:19 PM
lol nope not even closee. and wow -- ur getting technical with ur situations :)
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:20 PM
rofl I'll leave the technicalities to yourself.
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:22 PM
You better, im the best at it! :p
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:23 PM
Lol No argument here.
zombie
08-09-2006, 09:23 PM
whats your take on coincidences?
i think they are nothing more than a simple probability. sort of like rolling dice and landing a certain combination, like its bound to happen and its all depending on a ratio that gets smaller or bigger by your actions.
soooo i guess im saying the actions base what you will recieve.. i think i just confused myself.
but really this is a deep conversation i would like to have with someone.
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:26 PM
lol u better not have a disagreement. :p
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:33 PM
whats your take on coincidences?
i think they are nothing more than a simple probability. sort of like rolling dice and landing a certain combination, like its bound to happen and its all depending on a ratio that gets smaller or bigger by your actions.
soooo i guess im saying the actions base what you will recieve.. i think i just confused myself.
but really this is a deep conversation i would like to have with someone.
This is a great question. My take on it is that everything happens for a reason. Like if you meet an ex-flame in the Bahamas, there's a purpose driving both of you, involving each other, without either of you knowing it.
A coincidence such as maybe, getting four no-scopes as soon as you start playing Halo 2 for the day, or something...maybe it's a miracle. I'm not saying anything bad, of course.
This should be longer, but I'm in a spamming mood right now. Still, great question and I will answer it more indepth the next time.
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 09:34 PM
YEAH! i didnt understand that :)
zombie
08-09-2006, 09:35 PM
disagreements are actually good most of the time!
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:47 PM
Disagreements usually broaden your knowledge of the opposing sides information as well. It's good for debates.
zombie
08-09-2006, 09:49 PM
alright sounds good.
but id just like to throw in that saying everything happens for a reason brings in a religious point of view, whether you are religious or not i think that route is a wrong way to go.
that would mean someone is controlling our lives and we have no freedom.
there are 3+ events in a "coincidence"
1) is the event that is determined by an action.
2) the event that happens or doesnt happen depending on what you did to cause it.
3) how it finishes or doesnt finish adding more things to change the ratio.
everything you do in your life day to day is like watching a movie with alternate endings. id like to think we have total freedom of our decisions and nothing is chosen for us.
over all i feel that the coincidence is pure math.
wooooooooooooooot, i think this conversation could actually go somewhere!
/crosses fingers
Sir Tequila
08-09-2006, 09:55 PM
alright sounds good.
but id just like to throw in that saying everything happens for a reason brings in a religious point of view, whether you are religious or not i think that route is a wrong way to go.
that would mean someone is controlling our lives and we have no freedom.
there are 3+ events in a "coincidence"
1) is the event that is determined by an action.
2) the event that happens or doesnt happen depending on what you did to cause it.
3) how it finishes or doesnt finish adding more things to change the ratio.
everything you do in your life day to day is like watching a movie with alternate endings. id like to think we have total freedom of our decisions and nothing is chosen for us.
over all i feel that the coincidence is pure math.
wooooooooooooooot, i think this conversation could actually go somewhere!
/crosses fingers
Well, I'm not religious, but there must be some sort of system that is mixing and matching random things.
Family Guy is a good example. The creator, Seth McFarlane, was due on a plane the morning of September 11th, 2001. He, however, was late and missed the flight. Guess what? His show (both) are back on the air.
I should've replied to this when I was wide awake, not sleepy and witty. :p
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 10:01 PM
confusion
xi Apocalypse ix
08-09-2006, 10:02 PM
Do you think the new forum should have the banner that was on the original forum?
PMS Evil
08-09-2006, 10:02 PM
YES YES YES YES~~~!! i agreee
zombie
08-09-2006, 10:04 PM
hmmm.. trying to think of an example everyone would understand besides me. thats why i hate making examples haha.
ummm
ok!
say life is a huge wall of marbles. each marble is labled with some sort of action or decision we make in our daily lives. when you pull a marble out certain marbles are going to move down.
blah.. im going to get off i have to go to bed early (work)
but ill go more into detail on my stupid example tomorrow for sure lol
thanks for taking the time to making a somewhat serious approach to this :P