kittyvamp1884
08-05-2006, 11:34 AM
just thought i would share....
1) Only in America:
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire. After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally. The man sued. The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay. After the man accepted payment for his claim, the insurance company then had the man arrested . . . for arson.
2) Newlywed Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited. She loved her phone. He explained to her all the features on the phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and it was her husband calling. "Hi, hon," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" She replied "I just love it. It's so small, and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
1) Only in America:
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire. After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally. The man sued. The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay. After the man accepted payment for his claim, the insurance company then had the man arrested . . . for arson.
2) Newlywed Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited. She loved her phone. He explained to her all the features on the phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and it was her husband calling. "Hi, hon," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" She replied "I just love it. It's so small, and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"