Is anyone else as horribly clumsy as me?

[InSaNe1]

I'm SO clumsy lately that I've hurt myself like a dozen times. Last night, for example, I was walking past my xbox 360 and stubbed my pinky toe HARD and it took off some skin and really hurt. I had stubbed it on the 360 about 5 times previously, but after last night, I finally decided to hm..move it out of the way? Then today, I was moving up the stairs quickly and stubbed my big toe REALLY hard and jammed it so now it hurts when I move it too much. I hate the stairs. I've fallen down them 3 times, no joke. Twice I just slid down them and hurt my bottom (and my pride) and the other time I landed on my back and kinda had the wind knocked outta me. I'm always running into things with either my elbows ,hips or shoulders. Just last night I hit my elbow on a doornob (before the toe incident). Is anyone else as clumsy as I am? Someone should really get me a helmet...

Jen

[Sweet Pea]

Ouch! Sorry about that.. I usually do stupid stuff like that too lol.

[EpiK SkillZ]

I do the same thing. Once I tripped over a coffee table and broke it. Now THAT was a classic moment. I broke my arm though, so it wasn't that funny to me at the time... lol

[icy]

I haven't hurt myself a bunch lately. I fall over a lot. Maybe that's just because my equilibrium if off balance. hmmm.

[InSaNe1]

Wow! Thats horrible. I guess I'm kinda lucky because even though I hurt myself often, I've never broken anything!

[Sweet Pea]

Haha after I read this, I tripped over a sock (dont ask) and then I bumped into this little counter thing that pulls out in my kitchen and it hurt really bad.

[CaptainDemon]

well the worst I've done was run down a hall, trip over my own feet, and hit something with my left foot that twisted it around pretty much 90 degrees to the left. Couldn't walk for a couple weeks.

recently I've been running into/out of my room and gotton my pocket lodged INTO THE DOORKNOB and having my pants get ripped (and they were good pants) and being forcefully yanked, which isn't cool.

[EpiK SkillZ]

lmao. You know what else isn't cool? FALLING THROUGH A TABLE! I just thought I'd point that out :)

[xi Apocalypse ix]

Wow, its a wonder you didnt killed yourself

[Look Its a Panda]

Seems like you need to improve your toe control. "Wiggle your big toe"

[BlacKwidoW!]

I just hit my foot on my comp chair on my way to put more paper in the printer and I thought about this post lol.:D

[InSaNe1]

Seems like you need to improve your toe control. "Wiggle your big toe"

Lmao. I dunno, sometimes I wish I didnt have pinky toes. They always come near getting knocked off all the time. But maybe I should wear shoes around the house more often.

But wow, with the stories everyone else has about breaking stuff, I dont feel so clumsy after all...

[Sweet Pea]

Today I went to the movies and I went to sit down really fast and I sat on the arm rest thing lol it hurt.

[PMS Chocolate]

Today I went to the movies and I went to sit down really fast and I sat on the arm rest thing lol it hurt.

lol . .. i've done that before .. . :(

[Lindsayxcore]

yeah I've fell over a cord, hit my ankle on my 360, stubed my toe,fell down the stairs,stepped on a nail, just walking and fall. I've done it all sista. lol:p Oh and can't forget that one time I was about to play halo and I went to sit down and missed the chair. (landed on a pencil sharpener) woo didn't feel to good.

[PMS Chocolate]

lol . . . i know a girl who had just sharpened her pencil in class . . . she went to sit down . . .was sitting there and decides to rest her head on her hand bc it was boring math class . . .

she put that sharp pencil right through her ear! ouch!

[Arella Goddess]

Like a month ago I got out of the shower and walked into my other bathroom to brush my hair and my mom had just washed the dog and was outside getting ready to leave, So I walked in the bathroom right when i touched the floor I slipped and the edge of the heater went 4 inches deep into my knee. It didn't hurt at all until i looked at my knee and i just like screamed cause I saw all my insides ewww. spent 8 hours in the hospital. I didn't even care about the cut it was the hospital I was scared and worried to go to. Still have a nice big scar... :D

[EpiK SkillZ]

Oh I see this has become a contest of who has hurt themselves the worst. Well I'll crush the competition. I'm gonna go down the stairs backwards in my rolly chair with my laptop in hand and see how many bones I break, then tell all of you here :D

[Sweet Pea]

Ah that sounds like it would hurt soo bad.

One time when I was like 7 or something my dad had a fishing pole in his closed and I went to pick it up and I grabbed it by the hook thing and it got stuck in my hand and I ran to my mom with the hook in my hand and the fishing pole hanging..

[Lindsayxcore]

Oh I see this has become a contest of who has hurt themselves the worst. Well I'll crush the competition. I'm gonna go down the stairs backwards in my rolly chair with my laptop in hand and see how many bones I break, then tell all of you here :D
lol, yeah I used to lean back in my rolly chair but then I flipped back and in this chair that I'm sitting in I turned it over and it fell on top of me. LOL:D

[EpiK SkillZ]

ah, sorry, it took me awhile to get back up the stairs after breaking about 42 bones? Actually, I still have a bit of a scar on the side of my foot from when a giant shard of glass went in. It looks kinda cool, but its not very noticeable. Maybe I'll take a pic of it since I'm bored :p

[Lindsayxcore]

Oh yeah and when I was about 11 yrs old I stubed my toe on a chair then a big knot came up and I was going to have to have my foot cut off!!! OMG, but luckly and amazingly it went down.

[xi Apocalypse ix]

Yes, Iwas coming home on my bike and I made a sharp turn and hit a fence head-on, then I flipped over the handlebar and over the fence then landed in a ant bed. I had over 100 stings from the ants.

[icy]

I was cutting up an apple one time and my hand slipped from the apple juices and I sliced my thumb open. It didn't hurt till I was at the hospital and they were putting stitches in it. I like the scar though, I'll take a picture sometime.

why are you depressed fusion?

[justinbaily]

This might not be clumsy just foolish-i've got the super gb cart for snes and was cutting the plastic tabs out,with a cardboard cutting knife, to make it fit (doubble decker snes cart) when i slipped off a tab and into my right thumb....which i ended up in the emergengy room getting stiches.

It was at the base of my right thumb/edge of palm.....still have a slight scar,obviouslly this was a LONG time agao. Almost as bad as it happening at all was the fact that the stupid cart didn't fit in the box.
Still a little wary of those cardboard cutting knives.(make sure it has a guard before using)

[JAY R0CK 71]

haha, nah man thats clumsy.

try steppin on somthin, then jumpin, hitten you head on a bunk bed, then landin on a skateboard to slip and fall on a lego castle

[Sweet Pea]

One time in P.E. we had to run the mile and I usually start off running fast but the grass was wet and I didnt notice and I went like flying and landed on my stomach and slid like 10 feet lol it was sooo embarrassing.

[xi Apocalypse ix]

I was cutting up an apple one time and my hand slipped from the apple juices and I sliced my thumb open. It didn't hurt till I was at the hospital and they were putting stitches in it. I like the scar though, I'll take a picture sometime.

why are you depressed fusion?
I guess it happens to me alot, I suffer from psychosis. Its not severe just minor. Thats all

[S w a k]

Haha you don't even want to know my clumsy stories. My pants got stuck on a chair and I fell with the chair o_0

[ninja]

tonight just so happens to be a bad day ha first off i feel sick cause of too much munchies second after i got some pepto from upstairs i step on a cricket and i semi fall down the stairs at like 3:00 in the morning, couldn't see a thing, then when i reach my room, open then door and wham, i hit the top of my foot on the end of a weight bar. Also my house is being infested with crickets....man theres just to many to kill :(

[Archer]

I'm so clumsy it hurts...i can't go anyway without brusing myself one way or the other.....and i can't wear shorts or skirts because all my bruises will show and look like i've been beaten up.......the other month went ice skating and broke my arm in the process, bruised my knee badly and took all the skin off my hands trying to break the fall

[Genghis Is My Homeboy]

I'm so clumsy that people at school have named a 'disease' after me. They call it Doorosis. It's when you repeatedly manage to walk straight into open doors, but the doors only seem to open right as your about to walk past them.
One day I managed to walk straight into 8 doors, and then we had a fire alarm and I slammed into one of those big metal doors -.-"

[PMS Saphira]

I trip and fall a lot, although it's more bumps and bruises than anything else. I bump my head against the corner of the upper cabinets in the kitchen quite often (once every couple weeks?). One of my shoes slipped when i was walking to church and I fell on the sidewalk; my ankle hurt for a good couple weeks - I trip over my own feet daily. I always have some kind of bruise bumping against the file cabinets at work (dunno what exactly causes it). There's a few other things that I do on a regular basis, although I'm too tired to think of them right now.

[InSaNe1]

Leave it to Steph (Castro) to bring up a dead topic haha. Just kidding I heart yoo. You poor doorgirl. *pet*

Its funny this subject came back up again though..last night I SLAMMED my hand accidently into the wall because i was running up the stairs and I guess my arms were flailing about..I have a bruise on my knuckle now lol. Im soooo stupid.

[WearyGamer]

i have never really been the clumsy type

[KilloWertz]

i have never really been the clumsy type

Sure weary. You're just holding back. I'm sure you've gone to sit down and completely missed the chair, or tripped and fell over your internet cable, or fell flat on your butt in a parking lot in the middle of a rain storm, or somehow managed to hit yourself in the nuts by accident with the most random things.... Oh, wait, that was all me. ;)

[Athena Twin PMS]

Confesion: I do this kinda stuff all the time...that is why my nickname is Tazz (from the Tazzmanian Devil) amoungst my family! I almost chose the gamertag Tazz when I first started playing, but Amy had Athena so I chose Athena's Twin...which was shortend to Athena Twin!

[WearyGamer]

Sure weary. You're just holding back. I'm sure you've gone to sit down and completely missed the chair, or tripped and fell over your internet cable, or fell flat on your butt in a parking lot in the middle of a rain storm, or somehow managed to hit yourself in the nuts by accident with the most random things.... Oh, wait, that was all me. ;)

i didnt say i have never just not really. there have been a few if u must know lemme know

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

I'm SO clumsy lately that I've hurt myself like a dozen times. Last night, for example, I was walking past my xbox 360 and stubbed my pinky toe HARD and it took off some skin and really hurt. I had stubbed it on the 360 about 5 times previously, but after last night, I finally decided to hm..move it out of the way? Then today, I was moving up the stairs quickly and stubbed my big toe REALLY hard and jammed it so now it hurts when I move it too much. I hate the stairs. I've fallen down them 3 times, no joke. Twice I just slid down them and hurt my bottom (and my pride) and the other time I landed on my back and kinda had the wind knocked outta me. I'm always running into things with either my elbows ,hips or shoulders. Just last night I hit my elbow on a doornob (before the toe incident). Is anyone else as clumsy as I am? Someone should really get me a helmet...

Jen

You know what, i'll even send you a helmet, all i need is the place i need to ship it to, and yes im way more clumsy, every time i have a song in my head and im doing something i either trip, bang may leg or arm on something, and last time i was careless and got Fa ing
HOT faduge on my hand. AH!!!!!!! that BURND!!!!! why me...why poor old me......:(

[Genghis Is My Homeboy]

Leave it to Steph (Castro) to bring up a dead topic haha. Just kidding I heart yoo. You poor doorgirl. *pet*

Its funny this subject came back up again though..last night I SLAMMED my hand accidently into the wall because i was running up the stairs and I guess my arms were flailing about..I have a bruise on my knuckle now lol. Im soooo stupid.



Hey, reviving dead topics is so my thing :p Love you too :D

I'm just amazingly clutzy, when I fall in front of the entire class they don't even bother laughing. They know it will happen again in another five minuts -.-"

[Sir Tequila]

Let's see what I've done in the past week:

-Dislocated my pinky toe.
-Ran into my fridge.
-Ran into my counter. Ouch.
-Tripped over my puppy.
-Fell up stairs.

And that was in the past week. :p

[icy]

Awww, poor baby! Is the puppy ok?


lol. :p

[H2O Mexican]

Not trying to be funny but i really did once trip over a cordless phone. I wont say how but it hurt.

[Sapphire]

2006? XD!!!


yeah i've been clumsy lately. Cutting myself with a knife trying to open my points card package and I've been falling out of my chair a lot recently..

[NmE Seth]

Your blonde is showing?


>.> Jking. Nah I'm not. I'm perfect, all Warcraft 3 players all.

xD