H2o Pyro & the creepy old man!

[H2O Pyro]

Ok heres the story if you havent already heard about H2o Pyro & the creepy old man. :mvshock:

On Tuesday, April 29th, I was filling out a job application at a store, minding my own business. About half way into the application, someone, I didnt know who at first, stuck their finger into my armpit and gently tickled me....yea.

At first i thought i was a friend of mine that recongnized me and decided to do something foolish....but it wasnt.

I rapidly turned my head, to see who the heck just tickled me! And there stood an old man, probably in his 60's or 70's,
laughing and having the CREEPIEST smile EVER! He began laughing and then walked out of the store..... :mvconfused:

This man was a complete stranger! i did not know this man! but for some odd reason, when he saw me that afternoon, he decided that he was going to finger my armpit!

I didnt know what the heck to do! I seriously thought about kicking his butt but i was still in shock about what the heck just freaking happen! :mvshakefist:

So then i just sat there, finished what i had to do, and got the hell out!

So there ya go everyone, i hope you all enjoyed this very weird story...
...I know i'll never forget it.

[Bone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pyro u just made my week with that story hahahahahahahaha

[Stasis]

umm wtf?

[PMS JefferLee]

lmao!!!!! I heard that story first! :D wow baby, that old man sure showed you!!!

[H2O Pyro]

"Kick his Donkey" i didnt write that!!
I know why...wow...i'll change it to butt! :mvgiggle:

I glad you enjoyed it bone! hahahaha! lol! I sure didnt at the moment! geez...lol.

And i know right baby! lmao! he sure loved me! maybe it was my tan or my hazel eyes! lol!

[PMS Kahlo]

Wow.... that's mad creepy fo sho. >.<

[H2O Mujestu]

So you now have Armpit harassor walking in your neighborhood. Keep your arms down its not safe to let them air out anymore V>.>;

[N0 ONE Special]

Ha thats gay.

[Sapphire]

XD his armpit got fingered by an old man :mvgiggle:

[Domination]

Wow Pyro you must get all the creepy old men chasing you. *insert family guy's Herb the perv*
"You wanna popsicle?" lol

[H2O Mujestu]

Ain't an arm pit safe!!!! Now u go pack a sleeve knife in your shirt..... >=p

[ElFi PMS]

Maybe he thought your armpit was CUTE!

[H2O Mujestu]

Ever assume he might been one of those secret advertisers for them deoderant commercials and was just checking to see if your armpit qualified to be a star?

[Mirage PMS]

Or maaaybe he did it on accident and giggled in embarrassment o_o'

[PMS JefferLee]

Or maaaybe he did it on accident and giggled in embarrassment o_o'

we will never know the reason behind that crazy old man and his armpit fetish? :mvgiggle:

[CrazyLSU]

ok the creepy old man has gotta be jefferlee

[Sapphire]

XD she dressed up as an old guy flew to where pyro was applying, tickled him then went back home...


epic leelee, just epic XD

[H2O Mujestu]

Accidental tickle? That really makes no sense..... Thats like walking up to someone and tickling them in broad daylight and saying "My bad I thought u where this person I knew".....

[PMS JefferLee]

Accidental tickle? That really makes no sense..... Thats like walking up to someone and tickling them in broad daylight and saying "My bad I thought u where this person I knew".....

its possible, I'm sure it happens every day....:mvgiggle:

And yes, I would do that:mvshakefist:. I would sooooo go to where my boyfriend lives and not stay. that is indeed epic, but very impossible. :mvconfused:

[H2O Pyro]

LMAO! nice one CrazyLSU! hahaha!
wow that would be epic! haha!
Baby you would come down to see, dress up in old man suit, and finger my armpit!
Geeez! Girls these days and their "hobbies" LOL! :mvgiggle:

I dont know what his reasons were but i know it was no accident! thats Fur Shurr.
His crazy smile told me everything!
*I thought about it, I did it, I LIKED IT!* - 100% sure thats what he was thinking about. :mvconfused:

[PMS ilomilo]

LMAO!! I couldn't stop laughing when you we're telling us on Halo.. Haha.. You don't hear things about that everyday. LOLLLL !!!!!!!!

[Sweet Pea]

Bahahahaha. WTF.

And you would say he "fingered' your arm pit."

[PMS JefferLee]

I bet ya the reason why hes telling everyone is because he secretly LIKED it!!!!:mvgiggle: hahahaha! <3333:mvsuprisehug:

[H2O Pyro]

Weow! you so would baby!
Oh yea! he sure hit that G spot in my armpit! lmao! :mvgiggle:

Im telling everyone because its a funny, interesting, something that doesnt
happen everyday, kind of story! ok baby! Geeezzz! <333

[PMS JefferLee]

GETTING TO SEXUAL IN THIS POST! tone it down a notch hotstuff ;)

[Sapphire]

:mvshock:

[Girly]

OMG i had to read that story 3 freaking times just to make sure what i saw the first and second time was for sure what i read lmao...pyro i would so go to the cops and tell them that the creepy old man fingered your arm pit and you want to file a sexual report on him....lmao....i'm sorry pyro but i can't stop laughing at this...this is once in a life time story =) and i really don't think that you want to work there or he'll come back and finger your other arm pit =X

[H2O Mujestu]

You know thanks to this story it was very hard to develop photos in the dark room when I went up to the campsus on my free time. There's this creepy old guy who volunteers to stay their late night and he be developing naked pictures of women that model. So whole time when I was developing I kept one eye on him hoping he wouldn't do the same to me as the guy did to pyro.....

[Mirage PMS]

Weow! you so would baby!
Oh yea! he sure hit that G spot in my armpit! lmao! :mvgiggle:

Im telling everyone because its a funny, interesting, something that doesnt
happen everyday, kind of story! ok baby! Geeezzz! <333

Ew o_o your"G Spot" is in your armpit?

Be sure to remember that Jefferchu ROFL.

[H2O Mujestu]

Ew o_o your"G Spot" is in your armpit?

Be sure to remember that Jefferchu ROFL.


mmmm I bet thats a turn off in the bedroom..... Babe, I want u to rub my underarms.... Pyro> Oh god thats the spot harder!.... Scary ....

[PMS JefferLee]

AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN MIRAGE!!! weow!!! lol

[PMS ilomilo]

LOL!!!

[Mirage PMS]

ROFL!!

I couldn't help myself >.<

[Domination]

Wow Jeffrey and Piro.........you guys are crazie!!! lol

[PMS ilomilo]

Wow.. Now everytime I play Halo with Pyro.. I'm just going to start laughing. hahahaha
:)

[Mirage PMS]

Rofl Oh Dee

[PMS ilomilo]

haha. :mvgiggle:

[Domination]

Seriously I don't visit the forums for a day and JiffyLube and Puro have a 2 page convo about "G spots" in your armpit and how Puro likes old men touching him. lol

[PMS ilomilo]

LOL!!!!! AHHH!!! I'm dying over here. LMAO!!

[Mirage PMS]

Lmfaoo.

[H2O Pyro]

Oh my gosh! Wow! Thank you everyone! especially to mirage & mujestu!
Lmao! :mvgiggle:

Piro, Puro? wth! Domination its Pyro! :mvshakefist:
And Diamond stop laughing or ill No scope you again! :mvsmile:

[PMS JefferLee]

Can we just forget this ever happened!?!
lmao it was about PYRO not ME. lmao
am I just that easy to pick on!? First Mirage, then CRAZY, and now Dom.
never again. woooooow!
DOMINATION I WILL KILL YOU! lol

[PMS Tiny Zombie]

Um, Pyro...

Was the song "I Wanna Sex You Up" playing at any time during this interaction?

That's just plain creepy.

[PMS ilomilo]

LMAO!!! :mvshakefist: You shall never stop my from laughing at that Pyro!! LOL!!! I might have to No-Scope you! :p

[H2O Pyro]

Ya okay!! Like that'll happen!! Psssh!! lol ;)

[Sapphire]

Piroe can haz rekon fo4r g3tting fingered by 0ld g33zer?

[H2O Pyro]

Weow! lmao!
I should send my story to bungie, i just might get Recon! haha!

[Sapphire]

screw that crap that i just just wrote lmao

this story inspires me to sing a song and post it on youtube...............

*dances* we only got four minutes to tickle pyro!!

edit: way to post before me pyro, yeesh! <3

[H2O Pyro]

I good like that! <3
Nessa you so should!
GASP!
OMG! I want to make a HALO Machinima out of this story!
wouldnt that be sweet! or like a youtube vid.

[Largo]

Heard this story before...not to original Pyro. But nice try.

[PMS JefferLee]

lmao, GET POOPED ON!!!!!

[Domination]

Huh what Pero?

[PMS ilomilo]

Pyro <3's old men? o.O!!!!

[ElFi PMS]

Hmmmmm, maybe Pyro is secretly an OLD man himself...and his story was really about something that HE did to a poor young chap. O.o

[Domination]

Pyro <3's old men? o.O!!!!LOLZ! I think thats what he's trying to say. :mvgiggle:

[H2O Pyro]

what the hell are you talking about largo? not original, nice try?
I didnt make this up or anything, i could care less who believes it or not.
I just thought i'd share a funny story.

[Sapphire]

I told my manager at work this story. She started laughing hysterically and said, "The guy must have been special, ya know. Dee Da Deeeee" XD I died.

[H2O Pyro]

Hahahhaaha! thats funny!

[naturaL)]

used and abused

[ElFi PMS]

Sorry Pyro. O.o

[PMS ilomilo]

It's ok Pyro.. We all love you. :mvclap:

[Mirage PMS]

Rofl Yep yep <3

[N0 ONE Special]

That is really frkn weid man I would have told him ''WTF?!?!?!/''

[PMS JefferLee]

Rofl Yep yep <3

I LOVE HIM MOST!!! :D

[Mirage PMS]

Well I would hope you would, Jefferchu :D

[H2O Pyro]

Awwwww! thanks ladies! <333 :D


WAIT!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Elektrafi!!! Please take that off my sig!!!
OMG!! You so would!! lol!
it is funny but no....lol!

[Bone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pyro just got pwned

[Mirage PMS]

Lmao

[PMS ilomilo]

lmfao.
hahaaa.. xD

<3Jeffer.
=]

[Mirage PMS]

<3Mirage

I win o_o

[PMS ilomilo]

lol!!!

<3Mirage

I win!

[Mirage PMS]

LOL

-Loses.-

[PMS ilomilo]

Lol!!!<333

[Mirage PMS]

Lmao <333

[Sapphire]

get a room you two yeeeeeesh :mvgiggle:

[Mirage PMS]

=\

You're jealous :p

[Sapphire]

i am....where's my big sis so we can show our affection on the forums!!! ><

[H2O Pyro]

Im here sista! look at my lumps! ohhhh! >.< hahaha!

[Sapphire]

omg...Your lumps are not as big (i think....and would hope :mvshock:) but I guess you'll do since she's probably still jumping on stripper tables :mvgiggle:

[Mirage PMS]

Oh wow she would lol.

If your lumps are uh..there Pyro..I worry O_o

[Domination]

I LOVE HIM MOST!!! :DI loves him morez!!! :mvsuprisehug::mvlove: lol jk or am I?

[ElFi PMS]

WAIT!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Elektrafi!!! Please take that off my sig!!!
OMG!! You so would!! lol!
it is funny but no....lol!

I told you I was sorry!

[Sapphire]

*Thinks elfi should keeeeeep it there.....or make it an old man and pyro with a heart....*

Be sooooo lucky Gus that I didn't make the sig for you.....mwhahahahahaha ♥

[naturaL)]

seriously though in the armpit?? that old man has some mad skills IMO.

[ElFi PMS]

XD! Sapphire you are bad, bad, bad! I didn't want to abuse my "power" to much...note to self...NEVER let Sapphire make me a siggy. O.o

[Sapphire]

:D

who do i have sigs for currently....................................O.O

[Truth H2O]

Me me me me *puts hand up* :P<3

[Sapphire]

:mvgiggle:

[Mirage PMS]

Pie is gewd...

[naturaL)]

hmm you made my sig virtuosa!

[Sapphire]

that's 3 people....omg you all better be nice to me :D

[naturaL)]

i miss the whole rabbid thing . . . its all different and ish now . . .. I BLAME RASCAL AND HER SIGS </333

[Mirage PMS]

Rascal made miiinneee :D

[ElFi PMS]

O.o....better watch out Mirage! and you too TRUTH!

[Sapphire]

Mikey has nothing worry about :) I'm in a semi good mood

[ElFi PMS]

Don't you mean SemEH good? LMAO!

[Mirage PMS]

I have nothing to worry about ^_^

[Sapphire]

damnit i forget about that tag! XD

and i miss that tag too. Those were the nice mike days.....XD i keed!!! mucho love! ♥

[H2O Mujestu]

Should have played the "What is love" song right before he pokes your underarm.... then he does it repeatidly >=p Oh yeah, seriously u better make sure he didn't put u on u tube... U know u find anything on there...

[H2O Pyro]

Spam I Say! Spam! :offtopic:

Lmao!

[Mirage PMS]

Weeeow.

[H2O Pyro]

Lmao! Weeeow indeed!
Nice new sig Mirage! me like!

[Sapphire]

Cheetah PiPi...

[naturaL)]

who made that sig mirage?? ? ? its hott

[Illusion1]

I remember when you told me and Tiff that story. I laugh everytime I think about it.

[PMS JefferLee]

Hes just a funny guy :D he makes me laugh everyday :D <333

[ElFi PMS]

Speaking of Siggys, Pyro...I sure hope that Sapphire didn't make that one for you! If she did, you better save it somewhere else. XD!

[H2O Pyro]

Ummmm.... Maybe!? :mvsmile:

[Mirage PMS]

Waffles, Miss Rascal made it for me :D

[PMS JefferLee]

THIS THREAD IS DEAD!!!!! *dances* lol

[Sapphire]

hmm....just wait...i'll bring it back....not now...


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but soon.....


when you least expect it...*we only 4 minutes to tickle pyro*


O.o

[Mirage PMS]

o o;; Uhms...

[H2O Pyro]

Why are you hating on my thread!!
It still has life! right people?!

4 minutes? wait what?

[Mirage PMS]

What?

[IV.Injection]

Thats really weird.

[Mirage PMS]

Yeah that's not to be said in the forums o_o

[PMS ilomilo]

o.o;;

[PMS ilomilo]

Bump. :) The story will live on forever!!! LOL

[H2O Pyro]

The story lives on!
Thank you Deception! lol!

I still remember this as if i were yesterday.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O.O

[Slipstream]

Das some freaky stuff

Dont you just love old men, or is that just me? That totally sounds bad

[H2O Pyro]

Das some freaky stuff

Dont you just love old men, or is that just me? That totally sounds bad

HAHA!
thats sounds really bad! lol
but funny.

[-SURFA-UK]

^^Off topic thats a decent sig you got there and
if you like men thats ok just keep it safe lol

[PMS Pip Sq3ak]

ahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!
im so sorry >:]

[Slipstream]

^^Off topic thats a decent sig you got there and
if you like men thats ok just keep it safe lol

Safe, you mean like a condom? I didn't know men could get pregnant :S

[H2O Pyro]

Safe, you mean like a condom? I didn't know men could get pregnant :S

Now thats just filthy. lol

[-SURFA-UK]

^^ hmmm its not as bad as being an animal lol

[Caboose11777]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[H2O Pyro]

Im glad people are still getting getting a kick out of this. lol!

[Flixxy PMS]

I guess I'm a little late in posting in here, but I find this hilarious, actually. Hahaha.

I mean for you, I can understand being terrified.

But imagine you're in his shoes, aiming to creep the heck out of this kid just for yucks. Haha. I don't know. I think it's funny.

[PMS Atiyana]

oh man... well, you kinda got a preview into what we ladies have to deal with in some sense! LOL! it reminds me of this time i went to a pride festival with a straight male friend and this creepy old guy was following us around. we were in the market with my friend and he started yelling at her to leave my male friend alone ~ "Stop nagging him!" LOL... finally, he started talking to me and my guy friend and hit on him a few times, even touching his face... my friend claims that he has a totally new respect for women now ~ sorta... LOL...