Hey, you know what's awesome?

[Rig]

Recruiting Rig is awesome. Or at least, you know, that's what I've heard.

Anywho, as you've probably guessed, I am in fact Rig. I apologize for my deception. It was necessary to ensure my safety. If my true identity were revealed prematurely, it could spell disaster for us all.

So I'm 21, I've been playing games since I grew thumbs, and once the rest of my fingers came in learned to touch-type. I currently reside in southern Connecticut. Alongside my old chum Antnerd I just recently enjoyed a LAN party in the armpit of New England, Rhode Island (my apologies to anyone from Rhode Island. Your state is lame, and that's sad for you) with Choo, Torch, Seltzer, and Chomp. I had a smashing time playing with you all and would love to do so with some degree of regularity.

Well, I'm finished trying to impress you all with my razor wit and deft manipulation of the English language. If you want a repeat performance feel free to give me a shout on xfire or steam friends. Narcissism included at no extra charge. ;)

[Bitter Joyrok]

True identity....

>.>


I demand some Narcissim!


Yo welcome and don't be too shy

[Rip]

0.o
idk.......i think somebody is just trying to emulate me. A g kinda looks like a p if you squint :x

[H2O Antnerd]

DIVERSION!

Edit: Found a better place for my diversion picture.

[applesauce]

Rip does have a point, it does look like a p when you squint...

[Rig]

0.o
idk.......i think somebody is just trying to emulate me. A g kinda looks like a p if you squint :x

Negatory my friend, Rig is the original Norse gangster. :)

In fact, a quick googling uncovered the part of the Poetic Edda I got the name from back in middle school, linked here (http://library.flawlesslogic.com/rig.htm) for your perusal and edification (though the first version I read was significantly abridged). And for Joyrok, therein lies some of the narcissism I alluded to earlier. To summarize, Rig was the name the god Heimdall used when he traveled among humans for the sole purpose of determining their station in life. Upon the best of them he bestowed this name and much of his knowledge, thus giving rise to the line of nobility, whose goal is to attain kingship, and that coveted title that comes with it; Rig.

[H2O Antnerd]

Watch your back.

[Rip]

My story, while much less intricate, is far more entertaining to me personally. So therefore - I'm sticking with it! :p

[H2O Choo]

I'm going to side with Rip on this one. I was all excited to see Rip starting a thread in our recruitment section, though I wasn't disappointed to see that I was wrong.

YAY RIG! Toss your X-Fire and Steam on here! (Though we likely all have your steam already)

H2O Choooooooo