Wacky Questions

[PMS Mystique]

Im Extreamly Bored and I started to think about random questons so I thought I would post them here. If anyone has any they would like to add please feel free.


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? He doesn't have a razor so what the heck??


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

So Ya, their my blond moment lol

[no tolerance]

where does the rainbow end?!?!?!

[CiniMini]

Why do people try to make sence out of a topic that is completely lost out of their favor?

[no tolerance]

Why do deer decide to cross the street when you are whizzing by at 45? And i mean, on completely desolate roads where the deer could cross at anytime they want....why when i drive by?

[CiniMini]

Why do deer stare at your head lights?

[FearFromWithin]

What came first... the chicken or the egg?

[PMS Mystique]

LOL LOve the questions!!

[no tolerance]

we love you mystiques!


Why do drive-through ATMs have brail

[Sapphire]

Why doesn't a free phone include free shipping and activation? grr...

[Black Capone]

Because shipping and activation isn't the phone itself, but hey, at least something's free!!!!


Here's one:
Is your mother a virgin?

[Sapphire]

No, but one of my best friends mother is. She was adopted :) The only virgin mother i know lol i know thats not what you mean, but still counts!

why do air fresheners smell terrible....im cereal they are horrid...

[Bone]

why does 2+2 always equal 4

[H2O SkywalkerX]

why does 2+2 always equal 4

that wasn't a wacky question. 2+2=4 because that's just mathematical fact. :P

i dont have any, im just seein what you guys come up with, i liked tolerance's the best "Why do drive-through ATMs have brail"

honestly, why?

[Black Capone]

Why do we press START to STOP a game? Seriously, this doesn't make sense to me.

[Bone]

hahah thats a great one

[SweetAmbrosia]

why is it that really huge mammels are grayish in color? i.e: the humpback whale, elephant, rhino... i should google it.

[no tolerance]

well the ATMs having brail has an easy answer to it, but its just funny to ask if u dont think about it beyond just the question

[Black Capone]

ln the D&G commercial, why are those two guys holding each other?

[Freakstylez]

I can has cheezburger?





It was inevitable, really.

[Sapphire]

I can has cheezburger?





It was inevitable, really.

that made meh giggles.

[Freakstylez]

that made meh giggles.

Then it was worth it. :)

[no tolerance]

how can doctors smoke?
lol

[Black Capone]

Why did we vote for George W. Bush for president?!!!!

[PinkSkittlz]

# Do witches run spell checkers?
# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
# Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
# Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
# If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
# Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
# How do a fool and his money GET together?
# How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
# Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
# Why are all the home ec. teachers divorced?
# Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before the part of the body you'd think it would have been named after?
# Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
# How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
# If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
# If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
# If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
# If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
# What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
# What was the best thing before sliced bread?
# Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
# Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
# Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive?
# Why do they sell cigarettes at the gas station if you can't smoke there?
# Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
# If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
# What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
# Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
# What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
# After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
# In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
# Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
# How come there aren’t B batteries?
# If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
# How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
# Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
# Is a metaphor like a simile?
# Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
# How do I set my laser printer on stun?
# How is it possible to have a civil war?
# If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
# If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
# If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
# Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
# If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
# Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
# Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
# Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
# How can there be self-help “groups?”
# How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
# How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
# How do you throw away a garbage can?
# How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
# Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
# If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
# If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
# If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
# What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
# Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
# Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
# Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
# What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
# What happened to the first 6 “ups?”
# What is the speed of dark?
# When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
# How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
# What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
# After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
# What's another word for synonym?
# When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
# Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
# Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
# If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
# If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
# Why do noses run, and feet smell?
# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
# Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
# If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
# Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?

[no tolerance]

the speed of dark is the same as the speed of light, hehe.

[PMS Mystique]

# Do witches run spell checkers?
# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
# Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
# Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
# If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
# Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
# How do a fool and his money GET together?
# How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
# Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
# Why are all the home ec. teachers divorced?
# Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before the part of the body you'd think it would have been named after?
# Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
# How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
# If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
# If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
# If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
# If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
# What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
# What was the best thing before sliced bread?
# Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
# Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
# Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive?
# Why do they sell cigarettes at the gas station if you can't smoke there?
# Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
# If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
# What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
# Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
# What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
# After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
# In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
# Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
# How come there aren’t B batteries?
# If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
# How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
# Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
# Is a metaphor like a simile?
# Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
# How do I set my laser printer on stun?
# How is it possible to have a civil war?
# If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
# If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
# If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
# Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
# If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
# Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
# Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
# Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
# How can there be self-help “groups?”
# How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
# How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
# How do you throw away a garbage can?
# How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
# Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
# If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
# If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
# If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
# What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
# Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
# Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
# Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
# What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
# What happened to the first 6 “ups?”
# What is the speed of dark?
# When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
# How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
# What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
# After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
# What's another word for synonym?
# When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
# Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
# Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
# If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
# If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
# Why do noses run, and feet smell?
# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
# Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
# If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
# Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?



Wow lol
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

made me giggle

[Black Capone]

My favorite was "lf Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?" l cried laughing at that!!!! The dry ice one, l think, refered to carbon dioxide in its solid form, and it's called dry ice because it instantly melts into its gas state at room temperature.....that's what l remember from a few years back. l think it's saying that it melts at -78 degrees C, according to wikipedia, and it boils at -57 degrees C.

[PinkSkittlz]

lol so scientific you are

[Sapphire]

# Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
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Why is that?!

[Butler47]

I'll try to answer a few.....

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where does the rainbow end?!?!?!

Some rainbows, not all depending on how they are formed are in fact circular shaped and the horizon cuts off the lower portion. If you go to the top of a particularly tall building or flying in an airplane you can see the phenomena.

Or simply in a pot of gold.


What came first... the chicken or the egg?

If you believe in Darwinism...

The egg because for the chicken to exist it had to mutate and deviate from some ancestor and during some time period there was a mutation in a dinosaur egg and then bam presto KFC was invented.

If you don't...

Capitalist America invented both to compete with the Beef patty and the breakfast sausage.



Why do drive-through ATMs have brail

Because all atms have brail and theres no difference between a walk up or drive through atm its the same model just different housing.

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And pose a few of my own (that I found on the vast interwebz)

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?

Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?




Because all atms have brail and theres no difference between a walk up or drive through atm its the same model just different housing.

[no tolerance]

how can a cooler overheat?

[Black Capone]

lf evolution is correct, why are there racist people when we all came from Africa?
Why are women impossible to please?
How can you run outta money when you can make your own?
lf someone told me to sit down, how the hell was l sitting up?? And how the **** do l sit down?!!!
Do we really need to press START to STOP a game?
Why the hell is Jamie Spears pregnant?!! The ****'s wrong with her?!!!!
lf money makes the world go round, what kept it going for 4.6 billion years?
Why spend money on nukes? Using them will destroy the world, so techincally, we're paying to make ourselves extinct....
lt's called Congress, right? and the opposite of PROGRESS is CONGRESS, right? WHY THE **** IS IT CALLED CONGRESS?!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING!!!!!!!
lf l sold a drug, why am l getting more time than somone who killed someone? WE'RE DOING THE SAME THING!!!!!!

lf women are so pissed about being degraded, why are the stupid bitches feeding into it? Why are there women that are out there doing exactly what men degrade them for? Why do women talk about having sex, when men talk about them being whores? WHY ARE WE ONLY COMPLAINING ABOUT MEN? WE SHOULD BE BITCHING AT BOTH!!!!!!
lf killing someone's illegal, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SELLING ME A GUN?!!!!!
The ****'s an lQ for? "OH, LOOK AT ME, I CAN COUNT HIGHER THAN YOU!" WHO GIVES A ****?!!!!!
lf Graham is the biggest finite number EVER, and it's too big to write it down, why does it exist?!! No one's gonna fuckin' use it!!!!

[no tolerance]

how can my keyboard have more germs than a toilet?

[Black Capone]

that's called not knowing how to use it, what to do with it, and not knowing how to wash your nasty hands!

[BlackwaterReap]

Sweat mostly, although the germs are pretty harmless, unless you've got Bird Flu or Anthrax on your fingers.

[Sapphire]

O.o teh aviaaaaaan....

[no tolerance]

a dog's mouth is cleaner than ours? supposedly