heres a good joke

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

heres a joke my dad told me.

there are these three guys going to suadiarabia, theres one argentinea, one italian, and one german. Then when they get to the border, they get a breath anilizer, and the guard say, so you guys have been drinking. well since you are forgenors you each get whiped 50 times on the back and you get one wish. so the argentinean went first and wished for a pillow for his back, and after 25 whips it was riped. then the italian went next and he wish for 2 pillows. and after 35 they also riped. the the german was nexted. then the guard said "well since im a big soccor fan and you play so well, i'll give you two wishes". so the german said, "okay for my first wish, i want "100" whips and not just 50." then the guard was puzzeld and said "Well i don't know why but okay, and your secend wish'. the german said," PUT THAT ITALIAN ON MY BACK".

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha h......hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you think.

[xi Apocalypse ix]

hahaha Thats a funny joke

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

and here another a friend of mine told me

theres this plan flying over toronto, and suddenly the capt say the plan is going to crash so he and the co-pilot get out and there are only 4 parashutes left. the nthey decide who gets to go. One says " I have a basket balll game tonight so i have to go". so he jumps out, then another says "Im the smartest man in canada and i have to be there when prime minister harper screws up.' So he goes, then then a lawyer say" i have a big case tomorrow so i gotto go'. then theres just one left, and two more people left, a boy, and a priset. so the priset says" Well i have lived my life, you go and i'll go down with the ship." then the boy replies, no mister we can both go, the guy that said he is really smart jumped out with my pack sack.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahha haaahhahahahhahahahahh
so much for the smartest man, what an ego.

[oXKryptoniteXo]

Wow Nice lol.

[WearyGamer]

interesting

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

thank you thank you:D :D

[icy]

lol. Those were funny. Funnier still, the prime minister of Canada and I have to same last name. hehehehehe. Now I know what PSK was talking about when she said she couldn't call me Harper. lol

[Iris]

lol that's funny

[Sweet Pea]

lolmn tr hndkjgf

[Hot Tamale PMS]

haha i get them!! i love when i get jokes.. its makes the joke funner =) lol

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

haha i get them!! i love when i get jokes.. its makes the joke funner =) lol

yup, that it does

[Lady Eve PMS]

nice jokes. italians haha and that "smrt" guy :)

[Zions Savior]

Great jokes. Thanks for the laugh.

[Byor]

hahaha this was realy funny

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

i got some more.. how do you say that element in the periodic table Potassium, well lets brake it down readdy Pot lAssl I Um, get it hahahahaa:D note i put L i front and behide of the A word so it wolud not say funny bunny

[viskey]

lmao, i like the jokes :) good ones!

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

here are some Diet tip jokes hahahahahaha

1.Fatten up every one around you. you'll look slimer.
2.Drink a Diet Soda with your candy bar, they will cancel each other out
3.cookie crumbs have no calories, the brakage cause caloric leakage
4.Life is uncertin eat desert first
5.If no one see you eat it, it has no calories.


is that funny or what hahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha ahhahah:D

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

heres another, since im a dog breader my dog rosey got her pups and one day when they were drinking i thought to my self, "dam in this heat how can they drink milk, and then i thought, it must be sour milk!" hahahahahahahahahahah

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

oi, tough crowed....... i guess im not as funny any more................:( :( :( :( its time to sing a song

Think of me
think of me fondly,
when we've said goodbye.
Remember me
once in a while -
please promise me
you'll try.
Andre, this is doing nothing for my nerves.

Don't fret, Firmin.

When you find
that, once
again, you long
to take your heart back
and be free -
if you
ever find
a moment,
spare a thought
for me

We never said
our love
was evergreen,
or as unchanging
as the sea -
but if
you can still
remember
stop and think
of me . . .

Think of all the things
we've shared and seen -
don't think about the things
which might have been . . .

Think of me,
think of me waking,
silent and
resigned.

Imagine me,
trying too hard
to put you
from my mind.

Recall those days
look back
on all those times,
think of the things
we'll never do -
there will
never be
a day, when
I won't think
of you . .

Can it be?
Can it be Christine?

What a change!
You're really
not a bit
the gawkish girl
that once you were...

She may
not remember
me, but
I remember
her...
We never said
our love
was evergreen,
or as unchanging
as the sea -
but please
promise me,
that sometimes
you will think of me!

Thanks to mpbandgurl@yahoo.com for lyrics it comes in handy:(

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

And thats the show! :cool: :mad: :D :( :(

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

made ya look:) :mad: :D :cool:

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

i got a very good joke, here it is.

there are these three guys that got cought spying in the war and were caputed one american, a german and a ucraion. they are going to be hang by rope on a birge over a river. the german went first but the rope tor and he fell in the river and gottaway, then they got a better rope for the american and it tor too and he got away. the ucranion was next, then he said, "No, first you get a good rope" then he thoguht, cus i can't swim....." hahahaahaahahahhahahahahahhahahhaahhahaahaaha:D what do ya think.

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

heres another joke. theres this english soldier who was caputured by the germans. his leg starts roting of, so they amputed, and he asks" could you send my leg but to my home by parashute". so they do, then his other leg is roting off and he asks the same thing and so they do. then his left arm rots so they amputed and he asks them to send it too to england. then they think," Is he trying to escape? haahaaahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaahahhahahhahahahah ahahahahahahaaahahah get it he's trying to reasemble himself. hahahahahahahahaha lolooloololl huhuhuhuhuh
muh muh muhhahahaahahehehehehehehe hohohohohohoohoohhhoho.:D :) :p :cool:

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

???? no one thinks it funny?? oh well that only mean that i have to try harder.
heres another one,
this guy finds a magic lamp and then a geani puffs out, and then the geani says"You get three wishs, but whatever you wish your worst enemy get two of" so he thought to himself, hmm okay thats dumb. my first wish is for a big house. the geani says okay and your ememy get two big houses. and then he wished for 2 cars. then the geani says, and your enemy get 4 cars. and for my last wish i want you to beat me half to death. hahahahahahahhahhaha get it and his enemy get beaten TO death cus he got two halfs.

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

heres another good one
A minister decided to do something a little differant one sunday morning
He said "Today in church, i am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word i say, i want you to sing what ever hymn comes to mind

the minister shouted CROSS
and immediately the congreation started singing the old rugged cross.

Then he shouted GRACE
then they started singing amazing grace. how sweet the sound.

Then he shouted POWER
then they started singing power in the blood.

....Then the minister shouted SEX
the congreation fell into total silance. everyone was shocked, they were all nervously looked around at eachother afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden from way back a little old 87 year old grand mother stood up and started to sing precious memories.
hahaahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha aahaaaaahahaa thats funny.

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

;(..........................:(

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

okay...... this is my FINAL JOKE!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again.



The local paper read: PASTOR'S A#S#S# OUT FRONT.

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.



The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A%S$S.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.



The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS THE BEST A$$ IN TOWN.


The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run wild.


The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.


Alas. ... The bishop was buried the next day.

Moral of the story?? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life .. stop worrying about everyone else's ***, and you'll live longer and be a lot happier.

[H2O Tyrant Sparda]

now don't forget, *** is another word for donkey.


uh uh................. im a gonner:eek: R.I.P. here lies Creed Diskence real name Michael