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Freakstylez
11-03-2007, 02:43 PM
Man (depicted here as 12 year old, insecure boy): "Why don't you go back to the kitchen where you belong?"
Woman: "I'd be in the kitchen, but your lazy *** didn't bring home the bacon."

I know you guys have rules and such about being respectable, but use it sometime, preferably with me in the party. :)

(This was borne from a discussion on another forum I frequent, and they found it funny, so naturally I would bring it here, where there is a larger number of females to appreciate it... or so I hope.)

Nokarot
11-04-2007, 02:05 PM
I was hoping this was going to be a cooking thread. I like cooking :(. I've been learning some gourmet food, not that anybody cares.

Clov3r
11-05-2007, 06:13 AM
I care. and I love to cook too.

let's make this a cooking thread.

Thrillbilly
11-05-2007, 06:30 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/AirForceGuy1985/Macros/Worf_notagain.gif

CrazyLSU
11-05-2007, 07:43 AM
I love a good meal but I gotta agree with Thrill!!!

H2O Raiden
11-05-2007, 07:44 AM
^^ Haha I haven't seen that gif forever.

Lieunacy: The problem with pre-setup things like that, is they are always epic failures when it comes to using them with random people :S

Freakstylez
11-05-2007, 08:08 AM
Epic failures, eh? How can you epically fail one line?

If the battle isn't won (and I wouldn't expect it to be), then you mute him. So, it's really a win-win situation. :)

H2O Snake
11-05-2007, 10:36 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/AirForceGuy1985/Macros/Worf_notagain.gif

LOL Love the GIF. I couldn't agree with Lieutenant Worf more.

Freakstylez
11-05-2007, 10:57 AM
Oh, you guys are just the stalking, humorless souls of Communist Russia.

I had a marriage proposal because of the same post on a different forum, but on the other hand, it was in a different context.

icy
11-05-2007, 11:37 AM
I just ignore the person and mute them. I don't go for humor in that situation.

H2O Snake
11-05-2007, 01:02 PM
You can negate the issue with semi humorous banters, but they do not contribute to the extreme disrespect they get in gaming by males. It just fuels the flames.

Freakstylez
11-05-2007, 01:40 PM
Eh, I guess it just comes down to the girl. I know my friend Belle would have (possibly does have) a great time exchanging insults, while other girls prefer to just mute it and put it aside.

Still, I love hearing a witty woman swing back, especially since it doesn't take a whole lot of wit to outdo the morons on Live. Even when they're entirely demolished and everyone else, even their friends, knows it, they make stupid comments. It's hilarious.

Hell, sometimes it's just hilarious to hear them try and insult women to begin with. They can't do it. It's kind of like how some guys are unnecessarily hostile towards anyone and everyone for no reason, and let fly one baseless insult after another. After a while, you can't help but laugh at their impossible stupidity.

But again, it all comes down to your personality. I could sit and listen to someone bash me for 5 minutes and just laugh at their idiocy, or just mess with them by agreeing and burning myself even more; but I know many girls and some guys just don't want to deal with it.

Nokarot
11-06-2007, 11:50 PM
That gif rules. /saved

kissiepoo
11-07-2007, 09:58 AM
soooo wait is this a cooking thread?

Echelon
11-07-2007, 10:30 AM
Mm... cookies.

Thrillbilly
11-07-2007, 12:16 PM
That gif rules. /saved


I've got plenty.

kissiepoo
11-07-2007, 12:28 PM
I have a great link that has like tons of cookies and crap on it that you could get recipes for if anyone wants it..... Now the hard part figuring out how to post it from my email to here!

meow
11-07-2007, 12:31 PM
I was hoping this was going to be a cooking thread. I like cooking :(. I've been learning some gourmet food, not that anybody cares.

I am hungry, make me a sandwich.

kissiepoo
11-07-2007, 12:34 PM
Now are you saying that you are going to make yourself a sandwich or are you kindly asking someone to make you one?

meow
11-07-2007, 04:14 PM
Now are you saying that you are going to make yourself a sandwich or are you kindly asking someone to make you one?

I was asking Nokarot to make me a sandwich.

Nokarot
11-08-2007, 04:56 AM
I am hungry, make me a sandwich.

Wheat or White bread?
What kind of meat, if any?
Do you prefer mayonnaise or rat poisoning?

kissiepoo
11-08-2007, 04:35 PM
Hey be nice, you know if you are trying to kill her suggesting rat poisoning won't help, you gotta sneak it to her! lol!

EE TW1STED
11-08-2007, 05:18 PM
I like cookies!

Freakstylez
11-08-2007, 05:57 PM
Whoever doesn't like cookies will be shot.

Survivors will be buried on state lines.

Non-US survivors will be freed.