JUSTOWNAGE - An Intrudoction

[JustOwnin]

IT IS I

DOA4's

JUSTOWNIN DA EVIL GENIUS

GAMERTAG: JustOwnin
NickName: JustOwnin
Purpose: JustOwnin
Results: JustOwnin

My name is a self forfilling prophecy of OWNAGE! For I am JUST HERE 2 OWN all who oppose IN

X - A variable representing infinity.

I am currently OWNAGE incarnated into a physical form. For you must understand that I am not a man. It is not blood that pumps through my viens but OWNAGE! Not skin and bone that define my structure but OWNAGE! Not a nervous system that nor brain as the place of my consciousness but pure and utter OWNAGE! OWNAGE being a unit within itself, not being constructed of atoms and energy. Nay, at base their are two things in this universe, atoms, and OWNAGE! Existing everywhere yet no where at the same time I choose to personify myself in the state that I am now.


When I am OWNAGE INCARNATE and that OWNAGE IS A CONCEPT THAT MANIFESTS ITSELF THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE such as death, destiny, and eternity. That means. . .

http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-Bird_of_Prey.jpg

I AM the eagle that catches the prey!

http://www.birkoph.com/owned/0004.jpg

I am FINAL finishing blow that renders this kn3wb unconscious!


http://www.halfthedeck.com/images/catowned.jpg

I am the gun that hold this kitten at bay! The bullet that ripped through his frail body seconds later!



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f225/OPPursuit/fire_owned.jpg

I am the fire that engulfs that mans mortality! The pain that surges through his whole entire body as it occurs! And not only that, I am whatever the hell broke his legs and left him permenately crippled years before!



http://www.birkoph.com/owned/0689.jpg

I AM the FINAL ******* CONNECT FOUR PIECE THAT ENDS THIS GAME AND OWNZ THIS KN3WB!!!




It may seem as if I was a "new" member to your clan. That I'm some sort of "recent addition" the power house which is H20. In fact this may be true but let me remind you all that I have always been there.

For even before ODIN was born from the celestial consciousness OWNAGE was always

HERE
2
OWN

Even BEFORE Pandora opened the box that lead to the state of our current state OWNAGE INCARNATE WAS

HERE
2
OWN


Even before Pandora gathered together soldiers to fight using the power of HOPE as both sword shield! A defense to fight against hte attrocities unleashed and also a weapon to cut down all that oppose is JUSTOWNIN WAS

HERE
2
OWN


And even now when Pandora was reincarnted in the form of our current leader the ALMIGHTY AMBER OWNAGE INCARNATED in the form of JUSTOWNIN is and always will be

HERE
2
OWN


It was our grand and almighty leader PMS AMBER herself who handed me the shirt and nighted me into the organization on June 8th 2007 at the Intercontinental hotel in room 1124! Now together we can for the first time in a millena - the Hero's of Odin, the soldier's of Pandora, the avator of OWNAGE INCARNATE - we can our combined powers of HOPE, JUSTICE, AND OWNAGE to turn this world into the utopia the we always dreamed of!!!



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Things people need to know about JustOwnin

1.) Trying to defeat JustOwnin is like trying to choke what doesn't breathe.
2.) JustOwnin cannot be OWNED, only synergize with the power before him.
3.) When preparing to fight JustOwnin one should leave their feelings in safe place. . . so they won't get hurt.
4.) People prearing to fight JustOwnin should also sign up for rehab "Life After OWNAGE" classes. Sign up quick, classes fill up FAST!
5.) One should prepare a place on the wall for a certificate of OWNAGE that shall soon be sent to them after the OWNAGE!




Disclaimer: By reading, skimming, existing on the same forum, or/and being on the same internet as this message you have just been OWNED.

Disclaimer: Animals, people, and connect four pieces were OWNED in the making of this thread.

[H2O NINJ4]

hey
welcome to the forums
enjoy your stay
holy shaq-fuing pictures

[JustOwnin]

hey
welcome to the forums
enjoy your stay
holy shaq-fuing pictures

If it is not a Ninj4 forged of data and l33tn3ss who's calling is also here for the same reason as I (OWNAGE!)


I shall enjoy my stay indeed! So shall you enjoy my stay even more!


heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[Famous]

interesting speech!!!

[Storm]

O_________o No typos whatsoever. Nice speech *claps*

[Big Boss]

And even now when Pandora was reincarnted in the form of our current leader the ALMIGHTY AMBER OWNAGE INCARNATED in the form of JUSTOWNIN is and always will be

....there's a typo. no matter how many edits this buster makes, he still screwed up "reincarnated"..

so, yeah..

not so hot now, is ya?

edit: found another..


It is not blood that pumps through my viens but OWNAGE!

veins, buddy...veins. "i" before "e" except after "c" is a BS rhyme.

second edit: found another..


They go to a lake of fire and fry, see ‘em again till the 4th of July” broke his legs and left him permenately crippled years before!

you are permanently a douchebag.

third edit: found another..

I don't know why I didn't see this before..maybe your lame-assity blinded me from it, but I'm pretty goshdarn sure it's "introduction"..not "intrudoction"..

[H2O NINJ4]

darn dude
trolls aren't cool

[Famous]

lol i guess he got "owned"

[Big Boss]

Just call 'em as I see 'em, Ninj4..

Guy strolls onto the board with an overly long post, thinking he's bigger than Star Jones..gotta keep him in line..

If I was out of line, my bad..but that right there was a Christmas present to Mr. "Ownage Incarnate". What's in the box? A pair of britches that fit..


:king:

[H2O NINJ4]

it's cool, but i don't want him to get mad and a fight to start
- i've experienced it in some other forums -

[Big Boss]

I'll chainsaw him if he's got a problem.

:D

[Catalina DSO]

Hello and welcome to the forums.

[o MINX o]

welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay

[Lady Hera PMS]

Hello and welcome to the forums :D

[JustOwnin]

....there's a typo. no matter how many edits this buster makes, he still screwed up "reincarnated"..

so, yeah..

not so hot now, is ya?

edit: found another..



veins, buddy...veins. "i" before "e" except after "c" is a BS rhyme.

second edit: found another..



you are permanently a douchebag.

third edit: found another..

I don't know why I didn't see this before..maybe your lame-assity blinded me from it, but I'm pretty goshdarn sure it's "introduction"..not "intrudoction"..


I guess my fellow H20 brethern was not fully informed of the intricacies of my existance. Let me explain the pheonomina of the "typos" to you.

As you know I am OWNAGE INCARNATE! But even deeper these words that you read now are simply OWNAGE DATAFIED imprinted with a thought formed message for your brain to comprehend.

You see my brother, any typo you see is simply your brains inability to fully comprehend the OWNAGE before you! As your power level grows higher and higher you'll begin to be able to comprehend more and more. In fact, only about 11 people in the entirity of this board have enough OWNAGE to see the true message hidden in this post.

You say that i just "stroll" onto the forum. You must remember sir that I HAVE ALWAYS been here SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!

I would not want to have to release the onslaught of my awesome powers of OWNAGE upon a fellow h20 brother.

[Famous]

u love givin speeches huh

[DejaVu PMS]

hi and welcome to the forums

[Kasumi Chan PMS]

Welcome JO, *bows*.

[Echelon]

Uh huh...

[PMS Coolsvilla]

snip
-_- I'm sure you wouldn't post here if people made fun of you. Maybe you should learn to be polite, I'm sure it's not hard to do. >_> This is his first post and people do crazy stuff in their introductions. Don't jump on people.

It’s nice to see you JustOwnin. Hope to play some DoA with you soon. ^_^

[JeepChick PMS]

This is a great intro JO - Nice little wake up call to an otherwise boring perusal of web matter today... Thanks! :)

[Big Boss]

All talk, all talk..

I wanna see if he can hold his own against my pwnsaw..

[H2O Fate]

All I can say is i'm not impressed. Overly long intro, into a flame war with RCPD who ultimately started it. Second was the claims of being the "OWNAGE INCARNATE". Their is no such being in existance at this time period. If you claim that your ownage thats good but its all ego, but to claim to be an "OWNAGE INCARNATE" is a little much. Especially when your affiliated with a button masher fighting game. thats all I have to say. welcome to the forums / h2o and enjoy your stay.

Madness.

"veins, buddy...veins. "i" before "e" except after "c" is a BS rhyme."
heres the full rhyme for your understanding.
"i before e except after c
or when sounded like a
as in neighbor or weigh"
Most of that picture was mean't as a joke and not taking seriously
If you mean the edit theres a history behind it created by h2o snake I believe.
”Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly. They go to a lake of fire and fry, see ‘em again till the 4th of July”
That joke I have to say wasn't cool in the least bit thats part of the reason people took offence.
"you are permanently a douchebag"
bit of a cheap shot there as well RCDP.

[OoP EscapingJail]

All I can say is i'm not impressed. Overly long intro, into a flame war with RCPD who ultimately started it. Second was the claims of being the "OWNAGE INCARNATE". Their is no such being in existance at this time period. If you claim that your ownage thats good but its all ego, but to claim to be an "OWNAGE INCARNATE" is a little much. Especially when your affiliated with a button masher fighting game. thats all I have to say. welcome to the forums / h2o and enjoy your stay.

Madness.

lol, button masher? Fighting games require more time and patience then any other type of game I have ever played. Ever try studying frame data just so you could understand your opponent better? Ever tried thinking outside of your normal mindset or paradigms just to get that one in a match everyone says you should never win.

Try playing any fighter competitively ever. Then you might take a second and try to understand what the mindset is of someone who plays fighters.

[H2O Xanadu]

Since when the heck do you people have the right to judge someones intro post? He isnt serious, this is JO we're talking about. And isnt he H2O already? I believe he was recruited was he not and by Amber herself. Show more respect people.

[PMS Coolsvilla]

I can't believe you guys. He came here after meeting Athena Twin at the Combine in LA and was already recruited, posted to meet the community, and puts some life into his posts. However, opposite of what PMS and H2O push, you point out typos in his post and insult a fighting game that not only takes time to learn and get better at, but is also a part of PMS.

This actually makes me angry because I always thought that this community was supposed to be open and friendly.

[H2O Fate]

lol, button masher? Fighting games require more time and patience then any other type of game I have ever played. Ever try studying frame data just so you could understand your opponent better? Ever tried thinking outside of your normal mindset or paradigms just to get that one in a match everyone says you should never win.

Try playing any fighter competitively ever. Then you might take a second and try to understand what the mindset is of someone who plays fighters.

Try playing halo 2 on a Highly competitive level against teams that are actually good. Thats when you study frame data DURING the match so you can gather information to understandt them better. You HAVE to think outside your normal mindset or paradigms to understand what the other team will do like controlling weapon spawns, Map power areas, etc etc etc. as for doa4 its just button mashing to me. I mean you can try to help me understand but it just seems that way. in most if not all its button mashing to figure out combos then memorizing the button mash to do the combo again.

wasn't mean't as a flame I even welcomed him as well xanadu/coolsville.
A couple parts in his post shouldn't of been put in there because of how big this community is, to where some might take it as just being rude "See wheel chair comment / kitten comment *which was just wrong in general...*". As for RCPD this is the first time i've seen him anywhere on this forum. I take no blame/fault on his part. again I said to claim ownage incarnate was a little much I had not called him something offensive like "Douchebag".

[H2O Xanadu]

Um in defense of 'DOA' being a 'Button Masher' I used to think the same thing. Actually it's story time.

Back before I joined H2O and before Coolsvilla joined PMS me and her used to play DOA alot with friends and I used to DOMINATE coolsvilla hardcore (shes a close friend so I can get away with saying this ;) ) I used to button mash for the win and it was awesome. We came across PMS/H2O and seen "hey they have a DOA Division, awesome!" and so we joined up... our first practice was.. HORRIBLE. Button mashing = Death now against people who actually know the game, understand the moves, know the frame data and the intricacies of the game. I learned SO much about DOA that I never NEVER knew about it or any fighting game in general, stuff like Punishing, tech rolling, launching, ect. I improved bit by bit but Coolsvilla.. man she REALLY improved. Slowly but surely she started getting better and better and now I can't even beat her in a RANDOM character match because she now knows and understand the mechanics behind the game more so than I do. So for people who sit there and say DOA is a button masher, or any fighting game really, needs to wake up because button mashing will not work against those with the knowledge of the anatomy of the game.

Oh and if I misspelled anything or if my grammar isnt correct, TOO BAD.

[OoP EscapingJail]

Try playing halo 2 on a Highly competitive level against teams that are actually good. Thats when you study frame data DURING the match so you can gather information to understandt them better. You HAVE to think outside your normal mindset or paradigms to understand what the other team will do like controlling weapon spawns, Map power areas, etc etc etc. as for doa4 its just button mashing to me. I mean you can try to help me understand but it just seems that way. in most if not all its button mashing to figure out combos then memorizing the button mash to do the combo again.

wasn't mean't as a flame I even welcomed him as well xanadu/coolsville.
A couple parts in his post shouldn't of been put in there because of how big this community is, to where some might take it as just being rude "See wheel chair comment / kitten comment *which was just wrong in general...*". As for RCPD this is the first time i've seen him anywhere on this forum. I take no blame/fault on his part. again I said to claim ownage incarnate was a little much I had not called him something offensive like "Douchebag".

You sir, are a dumbass.

[H2O Fate]

I didn't flame you just expressed my opinion. it was right and you know it. Second lets stop flaming already and welcome him already. Welcome to h2o. you must be good to be scouted directly by athena herself! but next time please tone down your intro post so it won't end up offending animal lovers / paraplegics.

[Big Boss]

Madness.



Madness?

This is Sparta!

[[-Mug3n-]]

Troller's just don't own... lol.

[H2O Fate]

;174358']Troller's just don't own... lol.

actually trollers can be a good thing some times. like when a troll goes out of its way to make the person feel as insignificant as possible. thats when you troll the troll XD.
[QUOTE='RCPD officer
Madness?

This is Sparta![/QUOTE]

fail but I have to say it was kind of good but no lol.

[H2O Evil]

oh god, please everyone, stop being stupid and just welcome JO insted of being complete childs about everything.

and DOA takes skills to actually learn, you can not button mash and expect to get anywhere in the game.

ok, Welcome JO, met you at the combine, and we hung for a while, can't wait till your in the clan, your speeches are amazing dude

[JustOwnin]

This is a great intro JO - Nice little wake up call to an otherwise boring perusal of web matter today... Thanks! :)\\\

Your welcome fellow soldier of pandora, it is what I do.


All talk, all talk..

I wanna see if he can hold his own against my pwnsaw..

I am OWNAGE INCARNATE! It is I who allow humanity to focus and project my powers among each other which gives them power!

You donot have "pwnsaw" unless I say so!


And your application is DENIED!


I read the H20 handbook. So I won't even call you a kn3wb. I won't even call you landfillish trash. I won't compare you foolish antics to that of Peter Griffin with two brain tumors and a headache.

I'll just say that judging from my countless homies jumping at my defense it seems that in this game of verbal battle you have lost.

As such I'll have to reply, with the mandatory response to every online game you play. . .


"Good Game."

NO rematch.


Have a nice day.



Heh heh heh heh.

_____-






All I can say is i'm not impressed. Overly long intro, into a flame war with RCPD who ultimately started it. Second was the claims of being the "OWNAGE INCARNATE". Their is no such being in existance at this time period. If you claim that your ownage thats good but its all ego, but to claim to be an "OWNAGE INCARNATE" is a little much. Especially when your affiliated with a button masher fighting game. thats all I have to say. welcome to the forums / h2o and enjoy your stay.

Madness.

"veins, buddy...veins. "i" before "e" except after "c" is a BS rhyme."
heres the full rhyme for your understanding.
"i before e except after c
or when sounded like a
as in neighbor or weigh"
Most of that picture was mean't as a joke and not taking seriously
If you mean the edit theres a history behind it created by h2o snake I believe.
”Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly. They go to a lake of fire and fry, see ‘em again till the 4th of July”
That joke I have to say wasn't cool in the least bit thats part of the reason people took offence.
"you are permanently a douchebag"
bit of a cheap shot there as well RCDP.


JustOwnin is OWNAGE. I could simply reply with my usual OWNAGE and absolutely OWN this whole post. But due the rules layed out to me in this roses and flowers let's all be happy handbook I cannot. Being the most flexible yet hardest of substances, you shall still get OWNED.

Not by my words, but by the words of a fellow super high level Tekken player known for being one of the best tekken players on earth known simply as "The Crow"


"So i got typos so what who cares?is that your offense?dude your a dumbfuck,i dont meet peeps at tourney geek,and yes i do go to clubs,you know wheres ladies dancin and theres music ya arrogant down syndrome havin **********, i'm on these forums cuz i DO have a lot of tiem on my hands ever heard about house arrest ??prolly not, you a white naive self centered punk fuckin ignorant 4 eyed *******. dont **** with me little *****,i'm trainin on kung fu on daily basis You taking me on is as dumb as a gerbil wandering into a gay sauna and asking to be adopted. I move with immaculate grace among the Gods, and you move in spasmodic gyration from mental hospital to homeless shelter. You are the midget clown with a soap bubble filled water pistol taking-on The Terminator. While you're there, try attempting suicide by flushing yourself, too.****,i suppose you think thats funny?well duche bag you couldnt be more wrong if u showed up for a Parents Against Pedophiles meetin wearin a small boy on ur weenie-" The Crow
11/17/05

The words and opinions expressed in the above post ARE the thoughts and opinion of JustOwnin Da EVIL GENIUS!


"QUOTE THE OWNMAN; NEVERMORE!"

[H2O aknoN]

AHAH nice intro JO. Combine was hot and I learned alot, I know u did as well. See u in practice. OH and if u dont know of JO or havent met him, then u simply are being owned at this moment, which is why you lack the comprehensive abilities to fully see through the deception.

TO THE HATERS
Dont talk smack about a game because you dont play or understand it fully. I dont play Gears of War a whole lot, but im not gonna say its all spam firing and lag glitching. That would be a generalization about a game I have less experience in than someone who fully understands the skill it takes to play the game at a professional level.

[JeepChick PMS]

I dont play Gears of War a whole lot, but im not gonna say its all spam firing and lag glitching.

I play Gears a lot...and that pretty much sums up 99% of it....LOL :tomato:

[PMS Wedge]

Sup JO!!! Glad to see you on here. :)

Oops multiple exclamation points... someone call the grammar police! :O

Y'all just need to learn to relax and giggle at JO's antics. ^___^

[JustOwnin]

Sup JO!!! Glad to see you on here. :)

Oops multiple exclamation points... someone call the grammar police! :O

Y'all just need to learn to relax and giggle at JO's antics. ^___^

Oh **** look into the sky!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it super man?

No. . .

it's PMS SUPER WEDGY!!!


Origin story? She hugged JustOwnin to much and got super powers!

[H2O DropinBodys]

I did and hoped he wasn't serious plus....I pwnd at 8 and still do and as we all know pwnage > ownage. though I will get my ass handed to me at Doa lol but I definitly gotta agree you can give good insults and made me chuckle

[Clov3r]

Ugh, dont know why there is all this drama - apparently some people need to finish HS or something.... anyway

WELCOME JO! :)

[DoExDeath]

lmao I dunno if I am impressed or just scared... either way *looks around nervously* emmm hi!

[JustOwnin]

lmao I dunno if I am impressed or just scared... either way *looks around nervously* emmm hi!



You should be impressed . FOr like you I bring NO MERCY. . . simply OWNAGE!!!!!

[DejaVu PMS]

Welcome to H2o and the community..Nice Intro.