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PMS Kahlo
03-31-2007, 05:00 AM
A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.

Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.

The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.


Link to article (http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/59974/Student_Punished_For_Spaghetti_Beliefs)

Honestly it all sounds a bit ridiculous to me. But I thought it was a funny story and I wanted to share. What do you guys think?

ZachTheOne
03-31-2007, 08:23 AM
Arrrrr!

RandomHero
03-31-2007, 08:35 AM
Arrrrr!

Yargh, thems be mighty fine arguments!

I may have to join the pastafarianist movement and bring the word of the flying spaghetti monster to the UK.

Suspending someone for wearing different clothes is just segregating someone for their beliefs. Next they will shoot anyone who wears a cap in a direction that isn't at right angles to their line of sight.

Dark Dante H2O
03-31-2007, 09:15 AM
ARGGHH its a pirate, he's after my booty :eek:

K2tha80
03-31-2007, 09:23 AM
:eek: But why is the rum gone?

MusicGangsta
03-31-2007, 09:58 AM
Honestly it all sounds a bit ridiculous to me. But I thought it was a funny story and I wanted to share. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

Ya that sounds a bit rediculous to me to.

Goliath2
03-31-2007, 09:59 AM
redrum, avast ye mates

PMS GibGirl
03-31-2007, 11:52 AM
Ninjas will go to any length to turn the world against pirates. That's why they're so sneaky, and why Ninjas will win.

H2O PriMeY
03-31-2007, 11:59 AM
Ninjas will go to any length to turn the world against pirates. That's why they're so sneaky, and why Ninjas will win.

Haha, amen.

Crash Assassin
03-31-2007, 11:59 AM
It sounds weird to me, but if he chooses to dress like that it shouldn't matter.

JadedV
03-31-2007, 12:34 PM
Sounds like someone is pulling our chains. I don't think this story is serious.

PMS EM
03-31-2007, 01:42 PM
:eek: But why is the rum gone?




heh:)

PMS Coolsvilla
03-31-2007, 01:52 PM
Sounds like someone is pulling our chains. I don't think this story is serious.
Actually, I was surfing on the internet a while back and ran into the whole Flying Spaghetti Monster article on Wiki. He really did make it and, according to the FSM, global warming is attributed to the decrease of pirates in the world. So I don't doubt this article that much at all. Just think that he's doing it for a good cause lol. :)
Although I am surprised that the kid actually knew about it...

Here's a link to the Wiki article. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
And their main site. http://www.venganza.org/

Chocopolka
03-31-2007, 04:25 PM
:eek: But why is the rum gone?

So they can replace it with tomato sauce. Arr.... o_o

Hasishin
03-31-2007, 05:44 PM
So guys. When do you think Microsoft will make their own religion?

Or maybe I will start to worship the Gears!

NeonPanther
04-01-2007, 09:31 AM
They're obviously just taking the piss.
But I think the school board were right in suspending the kid if it was disrupting class. If the kid claimed it was all part of his religeon, he was probably just seeing if he could get away with it.

RandomHero
04-01-2007, 10:48 AM
But if someone decided to wear a jesus outfit (not sure who sells them) to school chances are they would just be allowed. This is pirate racism.

Dark Dante H2O
04-01-2007, 12:19 PM
So guys. When do you think Microsoft will make their own religion?

Or maybe I will start to worship the Gears!

Dude, Sign me up RIGHT now :D

"Our Father, who art in Sera
Marcus Be thy name
Thy chainsaw gun
Thy Boot for fun
on head, so long as it crushes

deliver us from thy locust
forever and ever

GAME ON!"

meow
04-01-2007, 12:57 PM
I bet who ever suspended him was a ninja.

Ninjas > pirates

Iris
04-01-2007, 08:40 PM
HAHAH part of his religion?!??!! crazyyy that is a lie cause that's what I wouldve said if I wanted to come to school as a pirate. /slaps meow

Kestral H2O
04-01-2007, 08:53 PM
yaaaarg...thats messed up mateys.

PMS Kahlo
04-01-2007, 10:41 PM
This is pirate racism.

Haha yeah I agree! ;)

Hasishin
04-01-2007, 10:46 PM
Dude, Sign me up RIGHT now :D

"Our Father, who art in Sera
Marcus Be thy name
Thy chainsaw gun
Thy Boot for fun
on head, so long as it crushes

deliver us from thy locust
forever and ever

GAME ON!"

This has to be the Greatest thing I have heard in a while. Its a beautiful thing.

MARCUS BE THY NAME

Lady Hera PMS
04-02-2007, 09:13 AM
Dude, Sign me up RIGHT now :D

"Our Father, who art in Sera
Marcus Be thy name
Thy chainsaw gun
Thy Boot for fun
on head, so long as it crushes

deliver us from thy locust
forever and ever

GAME ON!"

LMAO I want in:D

Jump Guy H2O
04-02-2007, 11:52 AM
I bet who ever suspended him was a ninja.

Ninjas > pirates

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/certified_syco/Random%20Icons/th_thpiratesrule.gif

H2O Kappa Omicron
04-02-2007, 12:01 PM
Crazy man.....Crazy.....

Jump Guy H2O
04-02-2007, 02:29 PM
I may be crazy but you know its true...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/CobraIV/Just%20For%20Fun/Piratesarecooler.jpg

Chocopolka
04-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Shhhh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/NobodyHome/ninjaattack.jpg

oreo
04-02-2007, 03:43 PM
Ninjas will go to any length to turn the world against pirates. That's why they're so sneaky, and why Ninjas will win.

i agree...im a ninja.

Jump Guy H2O
04-02-2007, 05:27 PM
Ninjas will go to any length to turn the world against pirates. That's why they're so sneaky, and why Ninjas will win.

Then you've never heard of Captain Jack Sparrow!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e52/holy_light/Jack%20Sparrow/th_thth979324.gif

H2O PriMeY
04-02-2007, 05:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Nickkick1407/nin.jpg

VballChick PMS
04-02-2007, 06:07 PM
Link to article (http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/59974/Student_Punished_For_Spaghetti_Beliefs)

Honestly it all sounds a bit ridiculous to me. But I thought it was a funny story and I wanted to share. What do you guys think?

furthermore proves my point that ninjas are better than pirates lol just kiddin :p but they are if he was wearing a ninja costume they would never have seen him :p

Jump Guy H2O
04-02-2007, 06:23 PM
Fine then no treasure, no rum, and when the 3rd Pirates movie comes out don't expect to get in! :mvangry:
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p234/jblooberry/untitled4.jpg

NeonPanther
04-03-2007, 08:03 AM
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7914/468d7fb7d244e2aa787cfbbly7.gif



besides, the ninjas have turtles:
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8697/ninjaturrtles0ajjm5.gif

and chuck norris.
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5276/chucknorrisec9.gif


Though, I think the Spatans will be on the Pirates' side
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/324/spartasurprise1wr0.gif

Bone
04-03-2007, 10:06 AM
yes i agree neon we should all be friends and the ninjas have really cool turtles

Jump Guy H2O
04-03-2007, 11:21 AM
Fine then no rum or treasure for you! :p